What's the word? Thunderbird! What's the price? Quatah twice!
(I'm old enough to remember an old ethnic gentleman driving his pice of a car to the store where I worked. He always had a dollar bill. "Fitty cents gas. Fitty cents wine." Gas was $0.30 a gallon and Thunderbird was fifty cents.
Yeah, Tanker, but things have always cost more out on the west coast. Oakland ain't never been a cheap place to live, although I do remember payin' $.22-9/10 in Hayward.
#19: Sometimes I used to box up garbage and put it out at the end of my driveway (this is the days before we had the bins forced upon us.) Someone would invariably help him/herself to those boxes, and it always bothered me because even though it was junk it felt like an invasion of my privacy. One day I boxed up a whole big pile of dog shit courtesy of my Husky and taped it up as best I could. That was the last time anyone but the garbage man ever removed any of those boxes.
#20: OH MY GOD do I ever long for a return to the days when people could make top tier jokes like this and not have an Islamic fundamentalist level holy war declared against them.
#17 is nasty!
ReplyDeleteButtcake leakage is a bitch.
Delete#8 That's easy. Thunderbird wine.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the word?
DeleteThunderbird!
What's the price?
Thirty-twice!
Who drink the mos'?
Us black folks!
Who drinks the less?
That white mess!
For those of you who didn't get to grow up in the ghetto.
What's the word?
DeleteThunderbird!
What's the price?
Quatah twice!
(I'm old enough to remember an old ethnic gentleman driving his pice of a car to the store where I worked. He always had a dollar bill. "Fitty cents gas. Fitty cents wine." Gas was $0.30 a gallon and Thunderbird was fifty cents.
Yeah, Tanker, but things have always cost more out on the west coast. Oakland ain't never been a cheap place to live, although I do remember payin' $.22-9/10
Deletein Hayward.
The problem isn't that women use their brains more. The problem is that they use the wrong parts of their brains too much.
ReplyDelete#2: so unwoke.
ReplyDeleteHave you looked at anything else on this site at all?
DeleteFairplayjeepguy
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ReplyDelete#20 The wypeepo lived experience.
Delete#19 That house on fire pic will live forever in meme's to come.
ReplyDeleteYa Think ?
Delete#12, Well, he has all of those disorders so I suppose he knows whereof he speaks.
ReplyDelete#5 So it's true. If you wear a coon skin cap too long, it'll take root. Thanks Joe Dirt.
ReplyDelete#1, Looks like my daughter's high school class. (She was not amongst those types).
ReplyDelete#19: Sometimes I used to box up garbage and put it out at the end of my driveway (this is the days before we had the bins forced upon us.) Someone would invariably help him/herself to those boxes, and it always bothered me because even though it was junk it felt like an invasion of my privacy. One day I boxed up a whole big pile of dog shit courtesy of my Husky and taped it up as best I could. That was the last time anyone but the garbage man ever removed any of those boxes.
ReplyDelete#20: OH MY GOD do I ever long for a return to the days when people could make top tier jokes like this and not have an Islamic fundamentalist level holy war declared against them.
Yup, #20 for the win. Ouch!
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone have any idea what #14 is about?
ReplyDeleteTitania McGrath is a parody Twitter account created and run by Andrew Doyle, a British comedian and Spiked columnist.
DeleteYou're new here aintcha Fish...
DeleteTitania McGrath is a satirist who likes to outwoke the woke on Twitter.
ReplyDelete#19 wins.
ReplyDeletePorch pirates are a scourge.
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All of them are wonderful and #20 takes the cake.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the laughs!
19 & 20 are my big winners today!
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