Where bad choices make good stories
A key man....
I’m guessing alcohol was involved.
So the dude snorted a whole key..uh...??
He thought he had himself a whole key of cocaine.....
Is that guy just a common idiot, or is there an incredible backstory?
The key is supposed to be under the door mat, just saying....AZRobert
Well that done, now bend over so we can remove the gerbil.
Hate to wonder where the key fob is..
The phrase."Hold my beer..." probably enters into the scenario somewhere near the beginning.
I wonder if they removed a gerbil from his asshole in that sterile toilet also❗️
Am I the only one thinking! Why didn’t he tie a string to it first?
That reminds me of the cheapskate that tied strings to his suppositories!
Naw......The first Elder and the other Elder.....think just like the last Elder.Ed357
And here I've been carrying my spare key in my wallet all these years...
That was a pretty kwik set.
Don't tell me. Let me guess. He "fell" onto it ... Phil B
Had to be a woman involved
Well.....Hard to lose it that way.
I read somewhere that there is a website related to people putting things in various body cavities. I have never looked for it nor do I intend to look for it. I have an ex-brother in law who is a doctor. He told all the stories I ever want to hear.
I have heard and seen people snorting lines before but never a whole key.
Thought he could unlock his mind. Ohio Guy
I have a nephew that the family worried about back in the day - he had a fixation about starting fires - nothing serious thankfully - and also one for putting things up his nose. He had to be taken to the ER - kid you not -THREE times in one 24 hour day for nasal bean removal. Several years later he was watching someone getting operated on in the Dr.'s office he was janitor for. He overheard the Dr. complaining about the appliance he had to use, saying it was awkward but the best available.My nephew went home and in an afternoon devised a different appliance, made out of wire he found in the garage, and the Dr's loved it and long story short - he is now a multi-millionaire from that and subsequent inventions. I haven't heard anything about his CND. I'm sure you can figure that one out :-)
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