Where bad choices make good stories
#19 That poor fucking dog.....
[rocketride].....has been eaten by now.
No worries. It's probably gender dysphoric too.
...then they wonder why they can't get laid. Nemo
That's what the dog is for as soon as it's big enough.
I really like #1. It's a four panel meme that demonstrates reality. Panel #1- Problem.Panel #2- Problem.Panel #3- Problem.Panel #4- Fixing a problem with no head games involved, other than needing four tape measures because you can't remember where the last one you used was when you last set it down.
#19 looks like the cast of a John Waters monstrosity.
#10 - Mr. Lane, once again I need you to explain please. :P #15 - I like her a lot! :)
Xvideos is a porn site.
Ah, the innocence of youth. Don't worry, age and marriage to a frigid woman will drive him to learn most porn sites. Just for educational purposes, of course.
#6 OMFG My Battery Commander was a marathon runner. He could tell when we had stayed up all night drinking and he used to run the crap out of us... My favorite was his run past the mess-hall and not letting us stop to go eat. I'm 6'1" and thanks to his abuse I had a 28 inch waist due to missing breakfast almost every morning. 10 to 12 kilometers every day.
#2 Beat me, whip me make be write bad checks.
Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks, just don't call me Ethel.Wow, that one is a blast from the past.
#9- sonofbitch shit
12. that recent mma winner story is absolutely fucking hilarious
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