As the son of a WW2 vet who was in the Pacific campaign and was sitting on a troop transport in Tokyo Bay when the armistice was signed, I'd like to say that my father attributed that he survived to have kids was because of the atomic bombs. As much as I think they've cleaned up their act, I have to say the 1940's Japanese had it coming.
2) The A-bomb was also the reason most of the _Japanese_ survived to have kids. If they hadn't surrendered because there was just no fighting the A-bomb, we would invade and destroy the food crops, destroy the cities, and drive the survivors into the mountains for the winter. Not that this was planned or intentional, but it's what happens when you invade an island in the fall and meet fanatic resistance everywhere. Nearly everyone who didn't make us kill them directly would have starved and froze to death.
The Harry Potter one? I was sure that I had seen Emma Watson nude somewhere. So I did a search, of just that thing. Yup, not only had I seen her nude somewhere, but now, I have seen her nude, EVERYWHERE. She grew up to be quite the exhibitionist, and she has a lot to exhibit. At least I can look back to my youth with Farrah and Cheryl Tiegs, and not feel cheated in the least.
#4. From a 1957 UK movie, Doctor At Large. Girl has breathing problem. Doctor puts stethoscope on her back and says "Big breaths, Eva." And she responds "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen." The old oneth are the betht.
Harry Potter for the win
ReplyDelete#20 That's just wrong😆
ReplyDeleteAs the son of a WW2 vet who was in the Pacific campaign and was sitting on a troop transport in Tokyo Bay when the armistice was signed, I'd like to say that my father attributed that he survived to have kids was because of the atomic bombs. As much as I think they've cleaned up their act, I have to say the 1940's Japanese had it coming.
Delete1) They did have it coming.
Delete2) The A-bomb was also the reason most of the _Japanese_ survived to have kids. If they hadn't surrendered because there was just no fighting the A-bomb, we would invade and destroy the food crops, destroy the cities, and drive the survivors into the mountains for the winter. Not that this was planned or intentional, but it's what happens when you invade an island in the fall and meet fanatic resistance everywhere. Nearly everyone who didn't make us kill them directly would have starved and froze to death.
You certainly caught me off guard with #20, splendid
ReplyDeleteAll winners. Not sure what this says about me, but I laughed at every one of these.
ReplyDeleteMagnificent ... all of them.
ReplyDeleteAnd I stole them ... all of them.
Thank you!
I'm kinda like your one stop meme shop, huh?
DeleteYou are my absolute favorite N°1 meme shop ... because you have the best memes EVER.
DeleteThank you very much for your good work!
Sorry, I stole #20...
ReplyDeleteNo need to be sorry - free to me, free to you.
DeleteThe Harry Potter one? I was sure that I had seen Emma Watson nude somewhere. So I did a search, of just that thing. Yup, not only had I seen her nude somewhere, but now, I have seen her nude, EVERYWHERE.
ReplyDeleteShe grew up to be quite the exhibitionist, and she has a lot to exhibit. At least I can look back to my youth with Farrah and Cheryl Tiegs, and not feel cheated in the least.
The ones I took of her I never released.
DeleteDon't forget Charlize Theron and Kim Bassinger
Delete#17 is me . . . sadly
ReplyDeleteYou've got plenty of company
DeleteProcrastinate Now!
DeleteNever do today what you can put off tomorrow I like to say.
DeleteI finally got #4.
ReplyDelete#5 Ok, I got it. Must be a ltlle slow today. Mandates, riiight.
ReplyDelete#4. From a 1957 UK movie, Doctor At Large.
ReplyDeleteGirl has breathing problem. Doctor puts stethoscope on her back and says "Big breaths, Eva."
And she responds "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen."
The old oneth are the betht.
#15 Dobby the house elf in drag?
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4 Dark humor, yes I laughed
ReplyDeleteNumber 20 used to many mushrooms in the pizza.
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