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Thursday, September 23, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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14 comments:

  1. I'm just glad I wasn't drinking anything carbonated after seeing #18!!!!

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  2. #3 - Make it GO AWAY!! You're scaring us!!

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  3. #16 - I'd say go for the son-in-law based on what is visible!

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  4. #5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVfRf24LXcg

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  5. #5 might work but I'd suggest shooting upwards-- don't aim straight up but do aim above the horizon. The seeds could probably survive the boost and ride in a shot cup, but it ain't likely that many would survive hitting the ground at Mach 1 (give or take). Also you'd get better dispersal.

    [rocketride]

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  6. home owner's association = H.O.A. pronounced "hoe.
    Apply as required.

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  7. A large group of Karens is also called...
    the Democrat Women's Caucus of the House of Representatives.

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    1. is " caucus" pronounced "cock us" gender restrictive? you betcha azz.

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  8. #6-shoddy workmanship? -D

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  9. 14 There are some women who should never, ever wear yoga pants, and there are some women who should wear yoga pants all the time. Also, yoga pants should not come in large, extra large, or any numbered size above a 5, or maybe a 6. If you can't squeeze into them, take the hint.

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