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Wednesday, September 01, 2021

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18 comments:

  1. Okay, I give. I thought ATM meant automated teller machine. What else?

    Richard

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    1. Ass To Mouth in porn. I'll let you research it further.

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    2. You can't be serious.

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    3. Anonamous is gonna find it's a "Deep Subject".

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    4. There's lots of reference material available on the subject.

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    5. Obliviously Wirecutter has been places I didn't know existed.

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    6. Damn, I’m still learning here at Knuckledraggin University. Had no idea what that meant.
      MadMarlin

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    7. I did not what it meant either until it was used in a scene on the show Billions
      I'm out of touch with the world

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    8. Glad I don't have to look that up now.

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  2. #1 Wigger. One of the biggest dufus of the 80's

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    1. Hey! What am I? Chopped liver? I kept my schtick going from the '90s into the early 2000s!
      - Jamie Kennedy

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    2. Your rectum could prolapse into a bucket of bleach and you would still not be as painfully white an asshole as Robert Van Winkle.

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  3. #1, Have you checked on Chet Hanks lately? He's less White than Eminem.

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  4. #8 - search youtube for "a town where only men drive"😅

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  5. #19: “Don’t feel bad fer losin’. I was wrestlin’ wolves back when you were at yer mother’s teat.”

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  6. #8 is the first time you let her drive your new truck.

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  7. The blue pea group of flowers (clitoria) were first described by Georg Eberhard Rumphius,a botanist working for the Dutch East India Company. Sorry, babe- you lose your $10.

    In future, bear in mind that pretty much 100% of all scientists up to around 1960 were white, male, european-descended. This is because that was the group that invented the modern world. Betting that anything named, discovered, or invented prior to 1960 wasn't done by a white man is a sucker bet. After that, your odds get -barely- better.

    This isn't to minimize or deny genuine contributors like GW Carver or Mme Curie. It's simply that they were rare.

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    1. But muh diversity!

      Fairplayjeepguy

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