Scoff-Law!!! The left side tail light is out. The family of a friend got to watch a passing car ram a tractor and a towed cutter since neither the tractor nor the tow had signals, lights, or reflectors. Dinner was late that evening.
I am a big fan of the new "conspicuity"(sp?) tape. Big don't mean nothing in the dark. The tractor got scratches, the driver got bruises, and the car got totaled.
That's not romantic, that's smart. When you've got three sets of gates to go through and close behind you it just makes sense to take a gate opener with you.
When I was young I'd often see farmers and their wives drive into town on a tractor. It was the only vehicle they owned. He'd be driving and she'd be in a box on the axle that had been built for her to ride in. This was year round, in hot weather and cold. In summer she'd be wearing a nice bonnet, in winter she'd be wrapped in hand made quilts. Now, she could probably put those quilts on Ebay and buy a nice car.
Makes the date memorable. Why be average, anyone can do that. be different, Think outside the box. Sort of reminds me of something I would do in my younger years, and actually did this last weekend. I have a good friend just up the road whose daughter got married at their place, and since I live just down the road, I drove up on, you guessed it, my tractor. Outside the wedding festivities, it was a hit.
Young bride telling her new husband how to have sex. If you love me you will drive yer pride and joy into where I pee. So he run his tractor through the shit house.
Other than Fords? How about all the ones that operate near trees. Doesn't even have to be the special orchard model to have the pipe out the back. They're quite common.
in Hopkins County Texas years ago a country man lost his license. Still could drive his tractor, though, so when he and the wife needed to go town, he hitched a trailer to his tractor, put a lawn chair in the trailer, his wife in the chair, and off they went.
I saw it growing up in Illinois, and now I see it here in Colorado.
ReplyDeleteGod Bless The USA!!!
I have an old Belarus tractor with a double seat just for that kind of thing.
ReplyDeleteScoff-Law!!! The left side tail light is out. The family of a friend got to watch a passing car ram a tractor and a towed cutter since neither the tractor nor the tow had signals, lights, or reflectors. Dinner was late that evening.
ReplyDeleteI am a big fan of the new "conspicuity"(sp?) tape. Big don't mean nothing in the dark. The tractor got scratches, the driver got bruises, and the car got totaled.
Awww. In my town, it's the Amish kids sporting the horse and buggy. Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteRisking to be attacked for assuming genders, this looks like a nice boyfriend/girlfriend photo.
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That's not romantic, that's smart. When you've got three sets of gates to go through and close behind you it just makes sense to take a gate opener with you.
ReplyDeleteTypical gate opener are a lot smaller, call me grandpa, and don't nag my ear off.
DeleteThat sounds like good times, Grandpa!
DeleteThat is just really nice to see.
ReplyDeletePure, innocent and sweet.
When I was young I'd often see farmers and their wives drive into town on a tractor. It was the only vehicle they owned. He'd be driving and she'd be in a box on the axle that had been built for her to ride in. This was year round, in hot weather and cold. In summer she'd be wearing a nice bonnet, in winter she'd be wrapped in hand made quilts. Now, she could probably put those quilts on Ebay and buy a nice car.
ReplyDeleteShe thinks his tractor's sexy!
ReplyDeleteMakes the date memorable. Why be average, anyone can do that. be different, Think outside the box. Sort of reminds me of something I would do in my younger years, and actually did this last weekend. I have a good friend just up the road whose daughter got married at their place, and since I live just down the road, I drove up on, you guessed it, my tractor. Outside the wedding festivities, it was a hit.
ReplyDeleteYoung bride telling her new husband how to have sex. If you love me you will drive yer pride and joy into where I pee. So he run his tractor through the shit house.
ReplyDeleteMust be forners, no SMV sign and other than Fords, what tractors have the exhaust coming out the rear like that?
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Other than Fords? How about all the ones that operate near trees. Doesn't even have to be the special orchard model to have the pipe out the back. They're quite common.
Deletein Hopkins County Texas years ago a country man lost his license. Still could drive his tractor, though, so when he and the wife needed to go town, he hitched a trailer to his tractor, put a lawn chair in the trailer, his wife in the chair, and off they went.
ReplyDeleteThis guy has to many DUI's is why.
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