Police say a man may have died after using a high-powered epoxy resin to seal his private parts during intercourse to ensure protection from pregnancy.
A local police investigator reportedly said that 25-year-old Salman Mirza decided to use the epoxy instead of a condom and it may have complicated his health condition.
Some people develop an extreme allergy to some epoxies. Epoxies are quite similar to proteins. So if he coated 'herman' and was unable to clean it off, sayonara baby!
An article I read at the time stated that he used Super Glue - which is more likely when you think about it. The acquisition, proper blending and application requires a focus, mental capacity and patience probably not present when stoned. Super glue on the other hand only requires opening the package.
Now that's 100% effective contraception. That guy really did a service to the gene pool.
ReplyDeleteHow did pull out?
ReplyDeleteI just want to know how he thought he was going to piss afterwards.
DeleteDarwin strikes again!
ReplyDeleteDarwin WINS again.
DeleteFIFY
Hahahahahahahahahaha...whew, hahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteirontomflint
This was my exact response also.
DeleteJeremy P.
Doesn't epoxy release a lot of heat, as you mix it?
ReplyDeleteHope he wore a mask for full protection. Sick idiot.
ReplyDeleteThere is simply so much fail there...
ReplyDeleteAnd the gene pool is a little cleaner than before now.
ReplyDeleteexactly, may stupid cull the herd......IMO
DeleteCoroner's report: He died from the concussion when his balls exploded as he came.
ReplyDeleteNow THAT's a cockblocker.
ReplyDeleteI'm coming baby! I'm coming!..Oh fuck.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Was it gorilla glue?
ReplyDeleteSome people develop an extreme allergy to some epoxies.
ReplyDeleteEpoxies are quite similar to proteins.
So if he coated 'herman' and was unable to clean it off, sayonara baby!
Called a wax job. When he blows his load and it can't come out it blows the wax outta his ears.
ReplyDeleteAn article I read at the time stated that he used Super Glue - which is more likely when you think about it. The acquisition, proper blending and application requires a focus, mental capacity and patience probably not present when stoned. Super glue on the other hand only requires opening the package.
ReplyDeleteSalman Mirza.
ReplyDeleteSounds Iranian or Afghan.
Another proof that this corner of the world was not blessed with high-level IQ distribution.
Well, it DID say HARD AS NAILS on the container. She'd been recently complaining that he was trying to push a rope up an elevator shaft.
ReplyDeletePolice say a man may have died after using a high-powered epoxy resin...... "may have died" - either he did or he didn't....poor editing
ReplyDeleteAnother Covid related death I bet.
ReplyDeleteCan't remember who said it first, but stupidity's many, many martyrs haven't advanced its cause very much.
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