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Wednesday, September 01, 2021

Wait..... he did WHAT???

Police say a man may have died after using a high-powered epoxy resin to seal his private parts during intercourse to ensure protection from pregnancy. 

A local police investigator reportedly said that 25-year-old Salman Mirza decided to use the epoxy instead of a condom and it may have complicated his health condition.

24 comments:

  1. David Allen ColeslawSeptember 1, 2021 at 7:42 AM

    Now that's 100% effective contraception. That guy really did a service to the gene pool.

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    1. I just want to know how he thought he was going to piss afterwards.

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  3. Darwin strikes again!

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  4. Hahahahahahahahahaha...whew, hahahahahaha!!!

    irontomflint

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    1. This was my exact response also.

      Jeremy P.

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  5. Doesn't epoxy release a lot of heat, as you mix it?

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  6. Hope he wore a mask for full protection. Sick idiot.

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  7. There is simply so much fail there...

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  8. And the gene pool is a little cleaner than before now.

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  9. Coroner's report: He died from the concussion when his balls exploded as he came.

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  10. Now THAT's a cockblocker.

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  11. I'm coming baby! I'm coming!..Oh fuck.

    Daryl

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  12. Some people develop an extreme allergy to some epoxies.
    Epoxies are quite similar to proteins.
    So if he coated 'herman' and was unable to clean it off, sayonara baby!

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  13. Called a wax job. When he blows his load and it can't come out it blows the wax outta his ears.

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  14. An article I read at the time stated that he used Super Glue - which is more likely when you think about it. The acquisition, proper blending and application requires a focus, mental capacity and patience probably not present when stoned. Super glue on the other hand only requires opening the package.

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  15. Salman Mirza.
    Sounds Iranian or Afghan.
    Another proof that this corner of the world was not blessed with high-level IQ distribution.

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  16. Well, it DID say HARD AS NAILS on the container. She'd been recently complaining that he was trying to push a rope up an elevator shaft.

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  17. Police say a man may have died after using a high-powered epoxy resin...... "may have died" - either he did or he didn't....poor editing

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  18. Another Covid related death I bet.

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  19. Can't remember who said it first, but stupidity's many, many martyrs haven't advanced its cause very much.

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