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Friday, September 03, 2021

What the hell, it was worth a shot

A liquor store security guard was acting in self defense when he shot a customer three times because the customer was “putting other’s lives at risk by not wearing a [COVID] mask,” the guard’s private defense attorney said during a bond court hearing Wednesday. 

The argument did not sway cook County Judge Mary Marubio.
-Rurik

12 comments:

  1. Uh Huh.

    Across the board

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  2. Being a convicted felon wasn't going to help the guards case either......

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    1. This being Illinois and all, seems to me the liquor store owner is liable for hiring and armed felon as a security guard. Guards are licensed here, complete with a background check and it might be that a firearms proficiency test is required as well, if I'm not mistaken.

      And what kind of an attorney did this poor man have? He never ONCE mentioned racial oppression and slavery. That's an affirmative defense here in Illinois. Plus the media loves that one.

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  3. Which is why I carry everywhere I go, these days. Karen (male/female/it) is gonna eventually fuck around and find out

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  4. I see what you did there.....

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    1. YES!!! SOMEBODY FINALLY PICKED UP ON IT!!!

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    2. Kenny, it's an off sale joint. The victim wasn't looking for a shot, he wanted a fifth.

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  5. .... and so it begins.

    Bring it on you stupid covidiots. Keep it up with the unvaccinated bio threat idiocy and you're gonna get a shot alright.

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  6. I'd be suing that store for every penny it's got for hiring as an armed guard someone who isn't even legally allowed to hold a gun.

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  7. Left with little choice, the guards actions saved countless lives that day. maligNancy Pelosi likely to offer
    a him a position as Capital police lieutenant in very near future.

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  8. This guy is why the gallows was invented.

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