A Florida Woman is behind bars after allegedly attacking her husband with a plate of spaghetti in a domestic pasta battery that left the victim “covered in meat sauce.”
Investigators charge that Melissa Daigle, 44, was intoxicated last night during a family discussion that turned violent when she “threw her dinner, a plate of spaghetti” at her spouse.
What a candy ass. Called 911 cuz his wife threw sauce on him? What kind of a gutless fuck does that. Ya either leave or put the bitch to the curb. Ya don't call the law for something that trivial.
Put the bitch to the curb, it's his assault and she gets all his stuff. Leave, and she gets half his stuff. Call the po-po and get her arrested for assault, he gets her out and keeps all his stuff. I'm betting this isn't the first time, and this guy is playing the long game.. just spit-balling here..
What a candy ass. Called 911 cuz his wife threw sauce on him? What kind of a gutless fuck does that. Ya either leave or put the bitch to the curb. Ya don't call the law for something that trivial.
ReplyDeletePut the bitch to the curb, it's his assault and she gets all his stuff. Leave, and she gets half his stuff. Call the po-po and get her arrested for assault, he gets her out and keeps all his stuff. I'm betting this isn't the first time, and this guy is playing the long game.. just spit-balling here..
DeletePasted with pasta. Is that a Prince of a Spaghetti assault?
ReplyDeletePastafarians are out of their noodles...
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