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Monday, September 06, 2021

And he shat on the patio too...

TULSA, Oklahoma - Tulsa Police arrested a man accused of breaking into three downtown Tulsa bars in two nights. In a couple of them, they said he drank some liquor and stole some cash. 

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I was talking with a burglary detective about 30 years ago and he told me that in about half the burglaries he investigated, they had shit in the house somewhere. Near as he could figure, it was the burglary showing disdain for his victims.
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5 comments:

  1. ElmoSeptember 6, 2021 at 6:34 AM

    Could it be that while in the act it excites the thief to the point that his bowels get loose?

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  2. PeteSeptember 6, 2021 at 7:04 AM

    And in the other half, the burglar probably couldn’t take a dump just then.

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  3. bogsidebunnySeptember 6, 2021 at 7:20 AM

    Markin' territory.

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  4. AnonymousSeptember 6, 2021 at 10:17 AM

    Showing contempt for the victims. I have heard of this before from someone who's Granpa's house was robbed and they did that in the middle of the floor. I didn't realize it was so common though.

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  5. ninesSeptember 6, 2021 at 7:17 PM

    I've heard also that the feds do this when they raid a place, too.

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