Funniest thing I saw as a kid: at the marina in Marstons Mills, MA a guy had tied up his boat at high tide. Knowing low tide would happen during the night he left long leaders. Returning in the morning he found his boat under the dock, crushing it and the dock. During low tide a slight wind pushed it there. Marina owner was pissed. I had to swim out to get our boat untied as the dock was destroyed. Stupid googan.
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WiscoDave
Funniest thing I saw as a kid: at the marina in Marstons Mills, MA a guy had tied up his boat at high tide. Knowing low tide would happen during the night he left long leaders. Returning in the morning he found his boat under the dock, crushing it and the dock. During low tide a slight wind pushed it there. Marina owner was pissed. I had to swim out to get our boat untied as the dock was destroyed. Stupid googan.
DeleteOh, that hurts! Haven't heard that one in awhile!
Delete#1: He might want to sit down when he takes a piss.
ReplyDeleteIt's a sign: if that bodybuilding chick at the gym invites you up for a drink.
DeleteDON'T GO IN!!
Have some egg with that salt?
ReplyDelete#7: Our minister of transportation on paternity leave.
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Delete#5 Why would anyone toss out perfectly good picture frames.
ReplyDeleteLook closer; it's not the frames it's the photos.
Delete#2 - wonder how the heck that ended up?!
ReplyDeleteMaybe they can bounce up and down, and get loose. ;-)
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Bird on a wire.
DeleteHow? Pilot was flying low and didn't see the wire. But I'm amazed that both the wire and the landing gear held and stopped the plane.
Delete#5 - I don't know about the wedding, but I would have definitely grabbed those frames.
ReplyDelete#7 - You want to contribute to the torture culture of a dumb animal you deserve to be gored in the balls.
ReplyDelete#10 salting your eggs while they're cooking make them tough
ReplyDeleteGot talked into tubing once, but just once. After that it was no let someone else that has never got to take my turn.
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