3) This is the story of my 2 sons when they were little. The younger one never instigated violence but woe be unto those who did be cause he would happily switch from quiet kid to homicidal maniac. The bullies walked wide around him. He grew out of it and somehow swithced to academic aggression and punched out a full year of college credit in High School.
#19 I used to laugh when I saw people wearing socks with flip flops or sandals then I realized that they may be doing us all a favor. Let that sink in. Took me a long time.
I do. and I am definitely doing y'all a favor. (Among other things, I had to have the nails of both big toes removed when I was in my 30s because bone spurs pushed the middles up which made the edges ingrow almost constantly. Where the nails had been has been rough, cracked callus with occasional slivers of nail growing out at random angles ever since.)
3) This is the story of my 2 sons when they were little. The younger one never instigated violence but woe be unto those who did be cause he would happily switch from quiet kid to homicidal maniac. The bullies walked wide around him. He grew out of it and somehow swithced to academic aggression and punched out a full year of college credit in High School.
ReplyDelete1. Fuck you, I got that damn song stuck in my head now.
ReplyDeleteUse the patiented Ear Worm remover.
DeleteListen to this a few times:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zup5Pg98m5U&list=WL&index=10
At least it isn't Rhinestone Cowboy.
DeleteBut at least he didn't do this one---
Deletehttps://youtu.be/JKDtUzRIG6I
Or something from The Archies
DeleteGoddamnit Steve!
DeleteNot this white guy, I fucking HATE that song and Neil Diamond. Excuse me while I go punch myself in the face to get that shit out of my mind.
ReplyDeleteLaughed too hard at #7. #8 describes me to a T!
ReplyDelete#3. My girls to a tee.
ReplyDeleteI only had one but that was enough!
Delete#15 should end with "Hold my beer"...
ReplyDelete18) Why can't I think of responses like that!
ReplyDelete1 is Kennedy worship. I will pass
ReplyDeleteDaryl
#20 - I’m dyin!
ReplyDeleteI agree it's 20 for the win.
Delete#19 I used to laugh when I saw people wearing socks with flip flops or sandals then I realized that they may be doing us all a favor. Let that sink in. Took me a long time.
ReplyDeleteI do. and I am definitely doing y'all a favor. (Among other things, I had to have the nails of both big toes removed when I was in my 30s because bone spurs pushed the middles up which made the edges ingrow almost constantly. Where the nails had been has been rough, cracked callus
ReplyDeletewith occasional slivers of nail growing out at random angles ever since.)
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#6 is.my my daughter. It continues with e mails. She is 180 degrees from me on ALL issues!
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