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Tuesday, October 12, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

 

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22 comments:

  1. #20 I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat, "Let's Go Brandon".

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  2. I must be a dunce because I am not getting #1 at all!

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    1. Volkswagen is credited to Hitler

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    2. Ferdinand Porsche?

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    3. If I am not mistake the Beatle was designed and produced by Ferdinand Porsche. Hitler was just the supporter of the project for various reasons. Volks Wagon means Peoples Vehicle

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    4. VW stands for virtually worthless.
      After WW2 Porsche was captured by the French. They had him design a people's car for them. Outraged over his poor treatment, he gifted them the Citrone duck, the ugliest car in the world. The frogs have yet to figure out how they got owned.

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    5. Mate,You need to go back and check more closely your "facts"

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  3. All good ones! Solid gold. I work from home and this post always makes my afternoon!

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  4. 13. Hell, even the burgler valued my pocessions over his own life.

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  5. #13 If someone breaks into my house, it's obvious they value my stuff more than they value their own life.

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  6. #19: Man, you going straight to Hell for that one. Full marks.

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    1. That Hell-RO-Shima or Snag-YO-Sacky?

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    2. Albert Speer, actually.

      [rocketride]

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  7. #13: Me to a burglar - "You seriously value my stuff more than your life?"

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  8. #4, the traffic cone. In high school, my buddy's dad was the township supervisor, so my buddy got to mow all of the cemetery lawns. He had a key to the storage lockers, and one Halloween evening, we "borrowed" their traffic cones, the great big ones, and went out into the country, and closed some roads off, redirected a few others, and pretty much made a mess for the school bus routes the next morning.
    Sure enough, come the next morning, about 4 bus route drivers were late with their loads of kids, due to some bad people messing with the road signs. We never got caught, but I know my buddy's dad knew we did it.
    That same night, we were shooting bottle rockets onto people's roofs that lived in the country. Back then, in the late 70's, we actually had one guy shoot a shotgun at our car. We took off, and left the area then, because we knew that someone would call the sheriff and we were sure to get caught.
    Of course, stuff like that is nothing compared to the things kids do today.


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