Where bad choices make good stories
#18, do you know which direction a clock turns?
Do you have any idea how many kids today would have to answer, "No"? It's scary.
I remember teaching my kids to read an analog clock.
Not Widdershins.
These are aaallllll ssoooo good! Thanks for the chuckles. Nemo
Good ones all but I'm a lttle disturbed at the way I understood #8 at a glance. At this age when nature calls she screams!
8 & 15 for the win.I laughed my butt off when I saw 15.
I tell people that I try to go to the bathroom while I still have a choice on the matter.
You only have to post the comment one time, partner.
Seems to go with getting older. It rapidly becomes a choice of where, not when.#15 for the win
#4, regarding EPA approved gas jugs-Have you ever noticed that hand crews fighting California wildfires are packing 2-in-1 saw jugs, which haven't been legal in California for over 25 years? Funny how that works.
My ex girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess, so I hired photographers to chase her all over town until she crashed her car and died
#11. Only been in a Whole Foods once but couldn't pass up th opportunity to ask the snooty clerk where they kept the Spam.Deathro Bodine
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#18, do you know which direction a clock turns?
ReplyDeleteDo you have any idea how many kids today would have to answer, "No"? It's scary.
DeleteI remember teaching my kids to read an analog clock.
DeleteNot Widdershins.
DeleteThese are aaallllll ssoooo good! Thanks for the chuckles. Nemo
ReplyDeleteGood ones all but I'm a lttle disturbed at the way I understood #8 at a glance. At this age when nature calls she screams!
ReplyDelete8 & 15 for the win.
ReplyDeleteI laughed my butt off when I saw 15.
I tell people that I try to go to the bathroom while I still have a choice on the matter.
ReplyDeleteYou only have to post the comment one time, partner.
DeleteSeems to go with getting older. It rapidly becomes a choice of where, not when.
Delete#15 for the win
#4, regarding EPA approved gas jugs-
ReplyDeleteHave you ever noticed that hand crews fighting California wildfires are packing 2-in-1 saw jugs, which haven't been legal in California for over 25 years?
Funny how that works.
My ex girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess, so I hired photographers to chase her all over town until she crashed her car and died
ReplyDelete#11. Only been in a Whole Foods once but couldn't pass up th opportunity to ask the snooty clerk where they kept the Spam.
ReplyDeleteDeathro Bodine