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Friday, October 29, 2021

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

THE VILLAGES, Fla. – A woman who was “too drunk to drive” bit her sister during a fight outside a bar in The Villages, according to Wildwood police. 

Melody Jean Smalley, 24, had been drinking with friends Saturday night at the World of Beer on 2751 W. Torch Lake Drive at Brownwood Paddock Square, police said, when she called her two sisters to come to get her.
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7 comments:

  1. bogsidebunnyOctober 29, 2021 at 6:24 AM

    Saw the mug-shot. Looks like Chelsea Manning has developed a serious case of acne.

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  2. CritterOctober 29, 2021 at 8:18 AM

    There's 24 year olds at The Villages? Somebody's great grandkids come to visit?

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  3. AnonymousOctober 29, 2021 at 8:40 AM

    The Villages. America's Friendliest Home Town-- with the STD rates to prove it.

    [rocketride]

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  4. AnonymousOctober 29, 2021 at 8:42 AM

    Not much you can do with them once they're 'blooded'.

    [rocketride]

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  5. MoFoOctober 29, 2021 at 10:08 AM

    Was it a so-called "golf car" as they call them there, or an actual car?

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  6. MoFoOctober 29, 2021 at 10:10 AM

    That would be a nice weekly feature, "The Villages Report"...

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  7. AnonymousOctober 29, 2021 at 6:38 PM

    The Villages of the Damned?

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