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Thursday, October 07, 2021

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

A Florida Woman is behind bars for allegedly striking her boyfriend in the head with a sauce pan “containing freshly cooked grits,” according to a felony complaint.

Investigators say Dereise Johnson, 49, and the victim were arguing yesterday morning when she struck the man with a metal sauce pan inside the couple’s St. Petersburg residence.

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  1. I'm guessing she's a really good cook, people love to eat her meals, and the unlucky ones piss her off.

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  2. I guess you could call it a case of: True grit.

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  3. I thought that only happened in cartoons.. I guess life really does imitate art.

    Ersatz Naugahyde

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  4. That's a waste of good grits. I like mine with blackened shrimp.

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  5. I don't care how your mom makes grits, this is how I do them

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  6. Smacked him in the head with a sauce pan? What a waste of redneck napalm!

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  7. I cannot believe no one replied with "Kiss my grits!" - damn I'm old.

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  8. 6 blocks from my son’s school.

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  9. This is a common practice in many black communities down here. It regularly happens in the Birmingham, Montgomery, and Mobile areas (rural communities too). It is called "gritting". More times than not, the "victim" will be sleeping in the bed when a pan of boiling-sticky grits are dumped on the face, head, or sometime on the genitals. Unlike scalding water, the grits remain and continue to burn. This practice usually involves a man who has been unfaithful or abusive towards his wife or girlfriend. Sometimes it is just carried out by a crazy woman who thinks her man is cheating on her.

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