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Thursday, October 28, 2021

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

OCTOBER 20--A Florida Man appearing for arraignment on a battery charge was arrested yesterday after striking a female victim “with the letter ‘G’” that he removed from a courthouse sign, according to an arrest report. 

The victim in Tuesday morning’s attack is the same woman Jordan Thomas, 26, is accused of battering in the prior case.

3 comments:

  1. She was probably complaining that he never found her G spot. I mean, what is a hard working man to do when his play cousin is in need?

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  2. I usually play guess the race, but you never have a sure thing when Florida man is involved. I won again though. This game never gets old.
    Buddha

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  3. Just like the credits at the end of an edition of Sesame Street -- "this episode brought to you by the letter G".

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