OCTOBER 20--A Florida Man appearing for arraignment on a battery charge was arrested yesterday after striking a female victim “with the letter ‘G’” that he removed from a courthouse sign, according to an arrest report.
The victim in Tuesday morning’s attack is the same woman Jordan Thomas, 26, is accused of battering in the prior case.
She was probably complaining that he never found her G spot. I mean, what is a hard working man to do when his play cousin is in need?
ReplyDeleteI usually play guess the race, but you never have a sure thing when Florida man is involved. I won again though. This game never gets old.
ReplyDeleteBuddha
Just like the credits at the end of an edition of Sesame Street -- "this episode brought to you by the letter G".
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