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Thursday, October 21, 2021

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

An accused auto burglar told cops that he broke into a vehicle so that he could “see his imaginary girlfriend Emma,” with whom he visits while “tripping on meth,” according to a Florida police report.
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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 21, 2021 at 5:22 AM

    And you wonder why lawyers advise you to take the 5th.

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  2. millerizedOctober 21, 2021 at 8:03 AM

    It's no less imaginary than any of the 6000 genders, so they should let him go.

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