I was going to remark about how the responders must be bored that day to even show up to such an underwhelming scene, and then I took a closer look at the picture, and it's very obvious from their body language.....that they are bored while on scene! LOL
“Attempted Suicide” - what the genius did was bitch out his wife, said he was going to kill himself then - and I shit you not - laid down on the couch, wrapped the cord of the wife’s iron around his neck and tossed it over the arm of the couch! A fucking iron. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD! I didn’t check to see if the iron had steam capability.
That's not even onto concrete. And from a second story balcony? Fire department just needs to pack their shit up and go back to the station
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Euro-weeenies
ReplyDeleteA ten foot drop? Oh the horror! Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteGet a cop to zap him in the ass with a taser, I'm sure you can find one itching to make that shot.
ReplyDeleteAmerican cops would have already tased him and gone back to running speed traps.
ReplyDeleteI was going to remark about how the responders must be bored that day to even show up to such an underwhelming scene,
ReplyDeleteand then I took a closer look at the picture, and it's very obvious from their body language.....that they are bored while
on scene! LOL
Tim in AK
What is it with all these drama queens ?
ReplyDeleteWorse that could happen from that height is a broken leg or so.
Fucking passes, I swear
JD
You get dispatched on whatever call comes in.
ReplyDelete“Attempted Suicide” - what the genius did was bitch out his wife, said he was going to kill himself then - and I shit you not - laid down on the couch, wrapped the cord of the wife’s iron around his neck and tossed it over the arm of the couch! A fucking iron.
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
I didn’t check to see if the iron had steam capability.
From the second story. OFFS, I used to jump from my second story bedroom window when I was a kid just for shits & giggles.
ReplyDeleteIs this a real call out?
ReplyDeleteIt looks more like a training exercise.