I'm a part time wedding photographer and I have seen quite a few wedding pranks. The funny thing is, ALL of them were by the groom and the guys, and none of them were done by the girls or the bride. (I don't think men take weddings nearly as serious as the women do.)
I almost did one myself. One of my cousins asked me to shoot her wedding. I said okay and she asked me how much.
I said: "I'll do it for free under one condition."
"What's the condition?"
"I get to choose the wedding march music. I'm sick of Pachabel's Canon."
"Okay!"
(Pause...)
"Er, what are you going to choose?"
"The Imperial March!"
"What's that?"
"You know. Darth Vader's theme from Star Wars."
"Never mind, I'll get another photographer."
It's a pity too because I think, not only is it the perfect music for a wedding march, but it would be a great prank for the bride to play on the groom.
PS: I did shoot the wedding for my cousin, for free, and she marched up the isle to Pachabel. However, at her entrance to the reception hall, the DJ played "The Imperial March". A great time was had by all.
Speaking of wedding pranks. One of the best ones I've seen happened at the reception. You know the part after the bride throws the bouquet, and then the groom is supposed to remove the garter and throw it to the guys? Well, this one groom stuffed a pair of huge red panties up his sleeve. Then, in front of God and all hands, pulled that out, held them up to the camera, and then threw them to the crowd. The whole place rolled. Everyone was laughing.
Except the Bride.
She had this look of horror on her face and in the video you could see her mouthing the words: "My grandmother is here!"
Haha yea well the little wife is like " ok buddy, you think your funny? Hold my beer!"
ReplyDeleteIf she wasn't in on it, he ain't gonna be getting in it. Know what I mean Vern?
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI'm a part time wedding photographer and I have seen quite a few wedding pranks. The funny thing is, ALL of them were by the groom and the guys, and none of them were done by the girls or the bride. (I don't think men take weddings nearly as serious as the women do.)
I almost did one myself. One of my cousins asked me to shoot her wedding. I said okay and she asked me how much.
I said: "I'll do it for free under one condition."
"What's the condition?"
"I get to choose the wedding march music. I'm sick of Pachabel's Canon."
"Okay!"
(Pause...)
"Er, what are you going to choose?"
"The Imperial March!"
"What's that?"
"You know. Darth Vader's theme from Star Wars."
"Never mind, I'll get another photographer."
It's a pity too because I think, not only is it the perfect music for a wedding march, but it would be a great prank for the bride to play on the groom.
PS: I did shoot the wedding for my cousin, for free, and she marched up the isle to Pachabel. However, at her entrance to the reception hall, the DJ played "The Imperial March". A great time was had by all.
Speaking of wedding pranks. One of the best ones I've seen happened at the reception. You know the part after the bride throws the bouquet, and then the groom is supposed to remove the garter and throw it to the guys? Well, this one groom stuffed a pair of huge red panties up his sleeve. Then, in front of God and all hands, pulled that out, held them up to the camera, and then threw them to the crowd. The whole place rolled. Everyone was laughing.
ReplyDeleteExcept the Bride.
She had this look of horror on her face and in the video you could see her mouthing the words: "My grandmother is here!"
Of course, granny was laughing as hard as anyone.
Good times, good times.
Bro's before ho's.
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