Pages


Monday, November 08, 2021

Sounds like Brandon's almost as bad as that asshole dog Jack

He is supposed to be committed to reducing emissions – but when President Joe Biden produced a little natural gas of his own at the COP26 summit, it was audible enough to make the Duchess of Cornwall blush. 

An informed source has told The Mail on Sunday that Camilla was taken aback to hear Biden break wind as they made polite small talk at the global climate change gathering in Glasgow last week. 

'It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,' the source said. 'Camilla hasn't stopped talking about it.'
-Yinzer

17 comments:

  1. Compared to the Pope, the Duchess got off light.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Democrats are full of it.
    Joe being top democrat, nobody should be surprised.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Yeah, but did Jack make Camilla rant for days?

    ReplyDelete
  4. And the embarrassment continues. Who'd have thunk a lib like Biden could be such a shame to our country.

    ReplyDelete
  5. POOTUS.

    [rocketride]

    ReplyDelete
  6. I imagine you can find many differences between your Jack and His Fraudulency, namely an ability to lick their own butts when the need arises. I imagine Dr. Jill has him well trained in that while she is wearing her favorite Dominatrix outfit with the shiny little nipple clips. or so I've heard.

    ReplyDelete
  7. He should have been polite and asked her to pull his finger - give her a heads up.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. No, no, no. In Europe, proper manners call for a Dutch oven.

      Delete
  8. You mean to tell me that the Depends he wears didn't muffle the Democrat Platform he sounded off with?

    ReplyDelete
  9. Hey, Camilla. When FuckJoe said pull my finger....

    ReplyDelete
  10. Well, at least we've found something he's good at...

    ReplyDelete
  11. Imma send joe some charcoal biscuits for Christmas...

    ReplyDelete
  12. Let's Blow Brandon.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Usual response from a royal personage would be:-
    More tea, vicar?
    Search for it.

    ReplyDelete

All comments are moderated due to spam, drunks and trolls.
Keep 'em civil, coherent, short, and on topic.