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Tuesday, November 09, 2021

"STOP OR I'LL LIGHT YOU UP!!!"

CATSKILL, N.Y. — An upstate New York man was in grave condition at a hospital after he burst into flames after police used a Taser to subdue him, authorities said Friday.

4 comments:

  1. Hand sanitizer ?
    He probably pounded downed a jug
    of Everclear....

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  2. Lesson: When you've consummed a lot of grain alcohol and are tased hold your breath.

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    1. Unless your stomach muscles contract, where upon you would become a blow torch.
      Daryl

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  3. "doused himself with hand sanitizer" and everyone is surprised that a spark light him up?

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