Years ago I came out of a store in Denver, last stop before driving to Chicago for Christmas, and there was a fucking boot on my car. No way to pay the mother fucking parking tickets and get it taken off so I removed the whole wheel with the boot on it and put on my spare.
Came back a week later and parked in the same spot, went and paid my tickets. She said my car should have been towed-I'm like oh well, still there.
70) I saw everyone braking before me on the interstate and it was a cat spinning around from the cars going over it. It was trying to make it's way back off the highway. I thought, 'good, now it will know not to go on the highway' but some asshole trucker sped up to kill it.
#10, now give 'em a pencil and show 'em what that's for. Bonus points if you got an 8-track laying around and can demonstrate the "snap back" technique for tightening up an old tape....
One of these days whales are going to get tired of people barging into the living room and dining room and drop big bellies onto boats. Environmentalists and boat tours all "Aw! Aren't they cute?" Leave them TF alone.
#2, I love that kind of stuff
ReplyDelete#2. BTDTGTTS. Several times.
ReplyDelete#4 At least she saved her beer.
ReplyDelete#9 All around the mulberry bush...
8: genius
ReplyDelete7 is a hero.
ReplyDeleteBig Damn Hero!
Delete-Felix
Naw, the asshole could've killed somebody just so he could get a free dinner.
DeleteYears ago I came out of a store in Denver, last stop before driving to Chicago for Christmas, and there was a fucking boot on my car. No way to pay the mother fucking parking tickets and get it taken off so I removed the whole wheel with the boot on it and put on my spare.
ReplyDeleteCame back a week later and parked in the same spot, went and paid my tickets. She said my car should have been towed-I'm like oh well, still there.
70) I saw everyone braking before me on the interstate and it was a cat spinning around from the cars going over it. It was trying to make it's way back off the highway. I thought, 'good, now it will know not to go on the highway' but some asshole trucker sped up to kill it.
ReplyDeleteWhat was being produced in #1?
ReplyDeleteLooks like motorcycle handlebars.
DeleteLooks like the KST bars I have on my Road Glide.
Delete#10, now give 'em a pencil and show 'em what that's for.
ReplyDeleteBonus points if you got an 8-track laying around and can demonstrate
the "snap back" technique for tightening up an old tape....
Call the police! #7 just stole my heart.
ReplyDelete#7 Look I sympathize with rescuing a kitten and all. But stopping on the highway like that could cause a major pileup and get a lot of people killed.
ReplyDeleteI like kittens. But a kitten is not worth a human life, much less multiple lives. This simply wasn't worth the risk.
#10,,,guys had never seen a cassette before!
ReplyDeleteI remember cassette tapes that sounded like a fax machine bleeps and screeches. That told computers information. Sounded almost like a Tiny Tim song.
DeleteThe old Commodore VIC-20 and C-64 computers used those.
Delete#1 is ape hangers. Not that I would put them on anything I would ride.
ReplyDeleteBut I am weird like that.
One of these days whales are going to get tired of people barging into the living room and dining room and drop big bellies onto boats. Environmentalists and boat tours all "Aw! Aren't they cute?" Leave them TF alone.
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