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Thursday, November 18, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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  1. southside tonyNovember 18, 2021 at 2:05 PM

    #1, isn't that the truth!!

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    1. AndyNovember 18, 2021 at 3:41 PM

      Especially if you got the squirts. That shit is smart because it always knows how far from a toilet you are and asks, "Wanna race?"

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  2. MN SteelNovember 18, 2021 at 2:58 PM

    #9 I get the "electric fence" whole-body jolt and jump like the dead frog-legs hooked up to the 6V dry-cell in Middle School science class.

    Then another 15 minutes fully awake wondering if it was a real shock or not. Almost every night.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 18, 2021 at 3:22 PM

    #18 - Ever wonder why there's no pics of The Gold Digger and Harry's kid?

    Nemo

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    1. AnonymousNovember 19, 2021 at 9:11 PM

      Nope, 'cuz I know "Archie" is a dead ringer for Yaphet Kotto.

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  4. Rahm0nNovember 18, 2021 at 5:13 PM

    #2.... So True, I can present my 2 ex wives as exhibit 'A' for proof of concept

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  5. samooreNovember 18, 2021 at 5:16 PM

    #2:
    She didn't look that good when I got to know her.

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  6. TsquaredNovember 18, 2021 at 6:20 PM

    #8 I was at the Teterboro airport recertifying their runway friction testing equipment. A bus loaded with Victoria Secret models showed up to catch a 737 charter to the Bahama's for a photo shoot. The models were not wearing make-up and had their hair in rollers. Good looking bodies but there were some homely and scary looking faces without make-up.

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  7. ShermNovember 18, 2021 at 8:57 PM

    #20 Just shows that you're never famous to your teen daughter. Larry David is just like the rest of us.

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  8. alo 89November 18, 2021 at 10:07 PM

    #20 Are those grandpappies cannons? Is that Matthew, Mark, or Luke? John got the wheels blown off at 1st Mannassas.

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  9. StonygroundNovember 19, 2021 at 4:24 AM

    #11 When I see those TV ads banging on about young girls having to carry water to some village in Africa, I'm thinking well build some infrastructure then. Wells and aquaducts aren't rocket science. They haven't even got as far as the wheelbarrow yet. How is this my problem?

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  10. WDSNovember 19, 2021 at 10:30 AM

    18: The King & Queen are visibly pleased that Archie looks starchy.

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  11. CincinnatusNovember 21, 2021 at 6:38 AM

    #18 - I haven't laughed that hard in a long time - thanks!

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