#5, here in Michigan, during the height of the Pandemic, they stopped the greeters and made them count the number of people coming and going, so they could be in compliance with the Empress of Lansing's strict number of people allowed in the store. They also had a security guard standing outside, to control the people who wanted to enter without a mask. Free country?
They did the same thing here. You can fit the entire population of Lafayette in the Walmart and they were still counting. Let me put it this way: Our Walmart has few enough customers during the day that I can usually get a parking spot right up front.
#5, I may qualify as wolfboy, AWOOO! Ok, more like werewolf with my neck beard and "natural" hair.
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ReplyDelete5 items in #5 describe me. Do I win?
ReplyDelete#2, You can also them to teach little kids not to trust strangers, too!
ReplyDelete#5 needs to add "asshole who can't spell 'pickles' correctly".
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#5, here in Michigan, during the height of the Pandemic, they stopped the greeters and made them count the number of people coming and going, so they could be in compliance with the Empress of Lansing's strict number of people allowed in the store.
ReplyDeleteThey also had a security guard standing outside, to control the people who wanted to enter without a mask. Free country?
They did the same thing here. You can fit the entire population of Lafayette in the Walmart and they were still counting.
DeleteLet me put it this way: Our Walmart has few enough customers during the day that I can usually get a parking spot right up front.
#3 - Kegels, huh?
ReplyDeleteWhoever named that exercise "kegels" really missed the opportunity to call them "puss-ups".
20 made me spit my coffee. Yep, been that kind of week.
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