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Wednesday, November 17, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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19 comments:

  1. re: #5. Its in the same place as that part that used to remember names and faces, and passwords...

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  2. #16, that one sure hits home. Those a/holes really push their luck sometimes

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  3. #16 Cyclist. I have an Aussie friend who calls them 'MAMiLs' (middle age men in lycra).
    "They come into the coffee shop wearing lycra from head to toe on & the 'click click' of the special shoes acting like Lance Armstrong who just rode the Tour De France. When actually they rode 2km from their flat! Bloody Hell these wankers!"

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  4. Bicycles have been legal on the streets since before cars were invented. You are riding around on an air conditioned couch and you hate bicycles??? I dont ride bicycles but you are an ass

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    1. I hope that you come up behind a twitchy horse.
      Then you can discuss the history of transport.

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    2. Maybe, but not before roads were paved. If it weren't for cars, those roads would still be dirt, brick or paving stones.

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    3. Frankly, bicyclists are supposed to follow traffic laws like powered vehicles. If they can't not obstruct traffic, they should be fined heavily and removed from the road.

      Bicyclist get a perverse pleasure in obstructing traffic near me since the people voted down widening the road for a bike lane. I sincerely hope I'm on the jury when grandma runs a bunch of those Brandons over. I'll find her not guilty.

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    4. Bicycles are fine, its the shit bags who ride them that are the problem.

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    5. Problem exists between handlebars and seat.

      [rocketride]

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  5. At an early age I read an unexpurgated version of Moby Dick. It took me a visit to the dictionary to realise what a big duck a whale has.

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    1. I bet you thought you were going to get me to look up when bicycles were invented. Nope, not gonna happen.

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    2. Sorry, I hate them riding in the road as much as anyone, but that is false...1817 for bikes, with the same size wheel design in 1885

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  7. #17 - I regularly put in picante sauce in my mac n cheese if I don't have a can of fire roasted Rotel tomato and green chile to add. Yummy stuff that.

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  8. Years ago, I used to put diced tomato, bacon and Miracle Whip in Mac & cheese. Eod1sg Ret

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  9. #9:
    #2 hit - I wanna speak to your supervisor.
    CC

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  10. Diced ham and extra cheese.
    Back in the old days, Kraft Mac, a can of peas and a can of tuna made a cheap & nutritious meal.

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