A few years ago, my girlfriend and I were on a trip, and I fell asleep on the tour bus. The others on the tour asked her, "You have to sleep with THAT?"
#1 I read BLM people looted a Home Depot. I thought, those bastards don't work, why a Home Depot. Then read they just wanted crowbars to smash glass counter displays so's they could loot jewelry from other stores.
#13 Where I was (or thought I was) with my now wife until she convinced me she wasn't 'just being friendly'.
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I was poking lat her, and she thought I was kidding.
Delete#6 Thank you, Jesus!
ReplyDelete#20 Funny!
#20 for the win!
ReplyDeleteYaasssaahhh. Nemo
Delete#8. My wife recorded me a few nights ago, said I was snoring. Told her it was called "breathing."
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend was complaining about my snoring just this morning, using violent and vulgar language.
DeleteI overheard her talking and made a comment about an amplifier. Now she's not talking to me.
Sometimes it’s worth it for the peace and quiet.
DeleteMy own personal best was many years ago when we rented a cheesy summer cottage up in Wisconsin. I kept 5 people awake all night.
DeleteI live for my many accomplishments.
A few years ago, my girlfriend and I were on a trip, and I fell asleep on the tour bus. The others on the tour asked her, "You have to sleep with THAT?"
Delete10 & 20. ha
ReplyDeleteMatthew won't be laughing when he finds out Chrysler wont sell him just "the" connector that got ripped off ,you gotta buy the entire wiring harness
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#1 and #20 FB winners.
ReplyDelete#1 I read BLM people looted a Home Depot. I thought, those bastards don't work, why a Home Depot. Then read they just wanted crowbars to smash glass counter displays so's they could loot jewelry from other stores.
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