I like this. I've told my wife, cool ya gotta put me in a receptacle. Get a cheap one. However, once away from the furnace get me to hell outta that can. I don't care where, county landfill, side a the road or if some neat place turns you on like a mountain or body of water I don't care, Just get me outta the can. My ultimate preference, to die in the woods and never be found. Go back to the earth the natural way. As the man said, bugs gotta eat same as worms. I told her if she puts me on a shelf in a can if there is anyway possible I'll come back and haunt her.
My wife and I have two Chock Full O' Nuts cans ready and waiting. We told the kids to put any ashes that won't fit in the cans into a batch of chocolate chip cookies and serve them at our wake. That way the guests can take a little bit of us home with them.
A friend of mine wants his ashes loaded into shotgun shells and distributed amongst his friends so that he can go hunting with them one last time. I thought that very profound and would gladly honor that wish. Ohio Guy
My bride likes the idea of that can as she can use the money saved to buy a nicer memorial stone. I think she mentioned something like three carets or so? regards, Alemaster
I like this. I've told my wife, cool ya gotta put me in a receptacle. Get a cheap one. However, once away from the furnace get me to hell outta that can. I don't care where, county landfill, side a the road or if some neat place turns you on like a mountain or body of water I don't care, Just get me outta the can. My ultimate preference, to die in the woods and never be found. Go back to the earth the natural way. As the man said, bugs gotta eat same as worms. I told her if she puts me on a shelf in a can if there is anyway possible I'll come back and haunt her.
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Looks like they just wrapped an old Maxwell House coffee can. Classy!
ReplyDeletemy father in-laws last wish was to be put in a quaker oats can and that is where he rests today
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Donnie?
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Love "The Big Lebowski" reference.
ReplyDeleteMy wife and I have two Chock Full O' Nuts cans ready and waiting. We told the kids to put any ashes that won't fit in the cans into a batch of chocolate chip cookies and serve them at our wake. That way the guests can take a little bit of us home with them.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine wants his ashes loaded into shotgun shells and distributed amongst his friends so that he can go hunting with them one last time. I thought that very profound and would gladly honor that wish. Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteMy bride likes the idea of that can as she can use the money saved to buy a nicer memorial stone. I think she mentioned something like three carets or so? regards, Alemaster
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