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Monday, November 08, 2021

"Yo Dog, this mothafucker got 2 brake pedals!"

An attempted carjacking in New Jersey stalled out when three teens couldn’t figure out how to drive a stick shift, police said. 

The three 15-year-olds — who aren’t even old enough to drive in the Garden State — got nowhere fast after allegedly swiping a deliveryman’s 2006 Honda Civic with manual transmission in Pleasantville late Monday, cops told The Post.
-Steve

7 comments:

  1. I took my car to get tires. When done, they sent a young guy to drive my manual transmission car out of the bay. He could not figure it out and had to get another tech. I am sure he was the butt of many ribbings after that.

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  2. Grandad said if you want wheels while you're here, there they are.
    Green 1962 GMC PU; 6-banger, 4 on the floor.
    That's what I learned to drive with.

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    1. My Brother had a 1960 GMC PU with the 305 V6. What a tank! Burnt more oil than it did gas, would take any abuse you could throw at it.

      -Ed in Wa-

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  3. Guess there's NOT an app for that...

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  4. Promptly released, and charges dropped.
    Din do nuffin.

    -rightwingterrorist

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  5. millenial anti-theft device.
    my class a rv has a thief anxiety relief device installed in it, a twenty second off delay for the fuel solenoid, blows the air tanks empty and sets the parking brakes so it won't move. locks all exits except for the hidden rear emergency exits. reset is only done from outside. best case during testing, the rig only moved fifty feet before shutdown, then I walk over to it, pull out my .45 auto and relieved the thief's anxiety.

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  6. Save the manuals!!!

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