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Friday, December 17, 2021

Friday gifdump II

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    1. Reticulus Pelosius.

      Deathro Bodine

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  2. #1 - that looks like fun, but not very surprising

    #10 - camera man isn't backing up nearly fast enough.

    #9 - is that someone cleaning off a rather uniform weld????

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    1. Yes. Either an acid, or more likely, an electro-etching setup.

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  3. #5 we all knew by age 15.

    All orhers: It's okay, I drive a 4 runner.

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  4. Badass snake. Doesn’t look like it’s native to the US. Anyone know what it is?

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    1. I think it's one of the Pacific sea snakes. If so, venomous as hell.

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    2. I think your right and if memory serves me correctly ALL sea snakes around the globe are venomous. At least that's what a herpetologist I worked with at the zoo once told me.

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    3. Kind’a thinkin’ no, as the sea snakes have vertically flattened tails. This has a typical pointed tail, like most land snakes.

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  5. #10 Nuke it from orbit just to be sure....

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  6. #8 My leader, Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (PBUH) used to ask "If evolution is real, why are there still monkeys?"

    Merry Christmas, you guys. We're on our own.

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    1. I miss the big guy, listened since '93.

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  7. #1 leverage and locking joints, prey ends up killing itself by trying to get away.
    #8 Douche monkey; way to make the pupper hate all monkeys. Whapped for yawning and being curious.
    #9 Sexy welding, better be well paid.
    #10 Is asking to be introduced to Glock19 or Mr. Machete.

    -arc

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    1. Screw that you could miss. 15 rounds out of a 000 buck shell in one trigger pull. Several more waiting to follow.

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  8. I'd kill that monkey before it evolved any further...

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  9. #5 The angle of the rotating head allows the data to be stored on the tape in stripes at about 7 degrees I think. I used to change those out and adjust them on VTRs for Channel 48. Neat old tech. At least now it is.

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    1. I bet you know what 3/4" U-matic is then.

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    2. Yes, but is it 3/4 SP? Funny how VHS dominated the home market, yet Beta was the choice of professionals. And Beta SP was the go-to until they invented Digi-Beta (which I could never afford).

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  10. #4) Looks like they're curling with cars. That dude pushing the sedan just made points.

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  11. #8.... I believe that the modern day porch monkeys evolved from that species.

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    1. It's OK. We're taking it back.
      https://youtu.be/IYITxGniww4

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  12. 4) A guy was at the end of his driveway after shoveling it on the main road and decided to step back. I swerved to avoid him and wound up sliding into the other lane. Almost hit a car but the brakes caught at the last second.
    I learned my lesson.

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  13. #2 - A cunning plan gone awry...

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  14. And the monkey is still more civilized to the dog than the islamic world

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    1. As someone that's had a jellyfish sting or two, I heartily approve.

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  16. #6 is a bubble ring - same as a smoke ring, just blown underwater by a swimmer or scuba diver - that caught up a jelly fish and gave it a wild ride.

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  17. #10 He needs a bit of the old long handled garden hoe. If it works for hoein tobacco, it'll work for that damned thing.

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  18. #4: Looks like those two geniuses won't be getting that Darwin Award nomination just yet.

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