#1 is the Onondaga Lake Parkway bridge - it has quite a history of taking the tops off over-height vehicles, including a Megabus in 2010, killing four.
If his zipper breaks, he has acceas to safety puns, and he can't figure out how to use them to keep his fly shut without people seeing them, he's not smart enough to be involved in very important meetings.
We were building some custom homes in the wilds of S. Central TX. went out to the porch on the back of one & noticed movement on the ceiling. A daddy longlegs colony of thousands. it was probably about 8X12' in area,and did this weird mass undulation thing with the slightest breeze of someone walking by. Mexican painters wouldn't go out the door once I pointed them out. People are silly. They're non-venomous, they just looked creepy as hell in movement & numbers. Later I found more colonies in places like that, and heard a story about a women went screaming out of a porta-potty half-dressed because she happened to notice the inside was crawling with them. I'd prefer them to bees or paper wasps, anyway. Musta been a sight to see.
Take your name badge off your crotch and people may be less likely to notice. Why not hang your badge from your shirt pocket so people do not have to look at your crotch to see if you belong in the building?
My wife and I were passed by a dump truck on a state highway in Arkansas, when a three-inch-long bolt flew up from the highway and stuck dead center of the windshield, glass all over the dash. Road trash gets spun just right by tires, that's dangerous. Loud, too.
And the quantity of venom, even if they could get it through human epidermis, is so small that about the worst case is that it might itch a little bit and turn red.
#1: My city has started sending bills to people who do this.
#6: How do you unzip? VERY carefully.
#9: I have a cheap stove (Frigidaire...between that stove and a chest freezer I've learned to never again buy anything Electrolux) and I have to tighten certain screws every month or so to prevent stuff like this happening.
#1 is the Onondaga Lake Parkway bridge - it has quite a history of taking the tops off over-height vehicles, including a Megabus in 2010, killing four.
ReplyDeleteIs that somewhere near Syracuse, NY?
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Would be nice if they posted a few warnings.
DeleteAt first the driver wondered why the bridge was red? Then, it hit him!!!
DeleteIt was built that way to keep blacks away from the beach...per mayor Pete Buttgig.
DeleteYes, Syracuse/Liverpool
DeletePassing through Tennessee, I was annoyed that the Waffle House was closed because someone ODed in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteIt's ok. There's another one at the next exit
Delete#3- Get the flammenwerfer #6-Duct tape on the inside (DON"T face toward self) #9-Some do that to aid cleaning. That's enough thinking for today.
ReplyDeleteIf his zipper breaks, he has acceas to safety puns, and he can't figure out how to use them to keep his fly shut without people seeing them, he's not smart enough to be involved in very important meetings.
Deletewhat's going on in #3?
ReplyDeleteIt's a nest of spiders all over the outside of the tent.
DeleteDaddy long legs showing them how much Mother Nature loves them.
DeleteMF
Probably should have set the tent up at home prior to leaving or, try to keep bugs out of the garage.
A mating ball of Huntsman arachnids....
Delete(not a spider)
We were building some custom homes in the wilds of S. Central TX. went out to the porch on the back of one & noticed movement on the ceiling.
DeleteA daddy longlegs colony of thousands. it was probably about 8X12' in area,and did this weird mass undulation thing with the slightest breeze of someone walking by.
Mexican painters wouldn't go out the door once I pointed them out.
People are silly. They're non-venomous, they just looked creepy as hell in movement & numbers.
Later I found more colonies in places like that, and heard a story about a women went screaming out of a porta-potty half-dressed because she happened to notice the inside was crawling with them.
I'd prefer them to bees or paper wasps, anyway.
Musta been a sight to see.
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So, skidmarks made of arachnids is a thing.
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Harvestmen, not Huntsmen.
Delete#3 donate to homeless
ReplyDeleteLooks like it is a homeless camp.
Delete#7 should go under the psycho-chicks file.
ReplyDelete#9 ??????
Take your name badge off your crotch and people may be less likely to notice. Why not hang your badge from your shirt pocket so people do not have to look at your crotch to see if you belong in the building?
ReplyDelete#3 is wearing a pink bandana as a mask while outside…
ReplyDeleteMy wife and I were passed by a dump truck on a state highway in Arkansas, when a three-inch-long bolt flew up from the highway and stuck dead center of the windshield, glass all over the dash. Road trash gets spun just right by tires, that's dangerous. Loud, too.
ReplyDelete#5: At least you got a free pair of Channel-lock pliers out of the deal.
DeleteAlso #5 and what SgtBob said is why I wear safety glasses, either dark or clear, when driving.
I have been told that "Daddy Long-legs" have a very poisonous venom but because their "fangs" are so tiny they are unable to "sting" humans.
ReplyDeleteAnd the quantity of venom, even if they could get it through human epidermis, is so small that about the worst case is that it might itch a little bit and turn red.
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5 - I love finding free tools!
ReplyDeleteLeigh
Whitehall, NY
#1: My city has started sending bills to people who do this.
ReplyDelete#6: How do you unzip? VERY carefully.
#9: I have a cheap stove (Frigidaire...between that stove and a chest freezer I've learned to never again buy anything Electrolux) and I have to tighten certain screws every month or so to prevent stuff like this happening.
#10: Filming another Jackass movie?