What, the cop didn't know it's a God given right to steal?
NEW YORK - A brazen, serial shoplifter punched a uniformed NYPD officer in the face, breaking a bone when she attempted to stop him from stealing from a Manhattan store, according to authorities.
Yet another gentle giant Kang revolting against the white patriarchy (I know, but she was acting as an agent of the wypepil ghosts), only trying to retrieve his fair share of the reparations that have been so thoughtlessly withheld. The cop must have mistaken his ill formed caresses and drove herself against his fists in an effort to criminalize his behavior. I mean, what's a brother supposed to do, anyways?
I am sure some POS DA will let him walk to respect the dignity of his profession and actions.
I'll say it! Thank Goodness we let women patrol the beat where violent criminals prowl. Women are so equal to men in every way and can do any job at all a man can do regardless of anything! Clearly this crackhead was a professionally trained MMA fighter, as that's the only reason he was able to PUNCH HER IN THE FACE SO HARD SHE FELL DOWN AND BROKE HER SKULL! Clearly a prototypical male NYC cop would have been equally subdued by the aggressive criminal. But that's sexist to say out loud. We should definitely not take reality nor laws of physics into account when assigning job duties.
Suspect is described as dark complected Ha ha ha, that's a good one. Why don't they tell the truth and say he was a porch monkey or an African prince brought to America at an early age and left to fend for himself. Or that he was in the middle of doing a good deed by getting Christmas presents for the Little Sisters of the Poor and was going to pay for the stuff until he was attacked by that right wing copper. Now on the other hand, it would have been nice if the officer shot him between the eyes. Sigh, we can always dream, can't we?
Why did she bother? He would have just gotten released without bail-- probably still will if they catch him. Yes, DeBlahblahblah's New York Shitty is one of those places.
Yet another gentle giant Kang revolting against the white patriarchy (I know, but she was acting as an agent of the wypepil ghosts), only trying to retrieve his fair share of the reparations that have been so thoughtlessly withheld. The cop must have mistaken his ill formed caresses and drove herself against his fists in an effort to criminalize his behavior. I mean, what's a brother supposed to do, anyways?
ReplyDeleteI am sure some POS DA will let him walk to respect the dignity of his profession and actions.
I'll say it!
ReplyDeleteThank Goodness we let women patrol the beat where violent criminals prowl.
Women are so equal to men in every way and can do any job at all a man can do regardless of anything! Clearly this crackhead was a professionally trained MMA fighter, as that's the only reason he was able to PUNCH HER IN THE FACE SO HARD SHE FELL DOWN AND BROKE HER SKULL!
Clearly a prototypical male NYC cop would have been equally subdued by the aggressive criminal. But that's sexist to say out loud. We should definitely not take reality nor laws of physics into account when assigning job duties.
Let's go Brandon!
Suspect is described as dark complected Ha ha ha, that's a good one. Why don't they tell the truth and say he was a porch monkey or an African prince brought to America at an early age and left to fend for himself. Or that he was in the middle of doing a good deed by getting Christmas presents for the Little Sisters of the Poor and was going to pay for the stuff until he was attacked by that right wing copper.
ReplyDeleteNow on the other hand, it would have been nice if the officer shot him between the eyes. Sigh, we can always dream, can't we?
Diversity is our strength.
ReplyDeleteThe suspect was described as having a dark complexion. Dark complexion. Dark.
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes apart, and it will, there will be a lot of dead black people.....
ReplyDeleteWhy did she bother? He would have just gotten released without bail-- probably still will if they catch him. Yes, DeBlahblahblah's New York Shitty is one of those places.
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Durn Amish....He was gathering supplies for Rumspringa....And if you believe differently...you be raycist....
ReplyDeleteIt's all a question of terminology. Stealing is illegal. Ad hoc reparations actions and protests against injustice are totally legal, though.
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