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Friday, December 03, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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21 comments:

  1. #1 Bart Simpson at the chalkboard writing "'Arbeit Macht Frei' is not a culinary technique."

    [rocketride]

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  2. Feral housewives are the very best. Just be aware that they can be domesticated... I should know, I have one.

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    1. Something that I think of every time I go to Irish's blog: "Feral Irishman" implies there might be a domesticated one.

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  3. The answer to No. 14 is "Yes, officer. Walking on the Moon".

    Phil B

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  4. #5: Congratulations on your achievement.

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  5. #2 If she lost 10 lbs., I'd go as high as 3 oxys.

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    1. That girl has no weight to lose.

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    2. If she lost 10 pounds she'd be a skeleton.

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    3. You have to be being sarcastic - she looks anorexic as is!

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    4. There are few things anorexic girls won't do, if ya know what I mean. No sarcasm. Loves me some boney girls

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  6. #1: looks like the new Australian covid re-education camps

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  7. #5 is a true story for me but I gave it a little time, then appealed like an adult and was allowed back in. I'm still on the site today.

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  8. #10 sounds like a squonk (cool back story). Steely Dan sang about them in "Any Major Dude Will Tell You."

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  9. 20 !!!

    Lotta good ones in here.

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  10. #1 is just WRONG! I’m never looking at gingerbread the same way again! (Is nothing sacred?)

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  11. #2 I tapped that bitch with a half drank can of Budweiser and a hit off my Marlboro.

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  12. #2 Her name was Shaneene. I met her in college where she lived with me for 4 months in the early 80's. Her daylily routine was a line of coke or a black beauty for breakfast. She would smoke a joint or three during the day. At 4 to 5 PM she would drop a Quaalude or take a Percodan and chase it with a beer where she would party till midnight. We had sex 2 or 3 times a day. I tried to break up with her for three months but the sex was great and I kept telling myself "I will dump her tomorrow". She left me for her coke dealer.

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  13. #1: When George Soros makes gingerbread houses.

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  14. Took me a minute for #20....Ha-ha....So true.......

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