#2 Her name was Shaneene. I met her in college where she lived with me for 4 months in the early 80's. Her daylily routine was a line of coke or a black beauty for breakfast. She would smoke a joint or three during the day. At 4 to 5 PM she would drop a Quaalude or take a Percodan and chase it with a beer where she would party till midnight. We had sex 2 or 3 times a day. I tried to break up with her for three months but the sex was great and I kept telling myself "I will dump her tomorrow". She left me for her coke dealer.
All comments are moderated due to spam, drunks and trolls. Keep 'em civil, coherent, short, and on topic. Posted comments are the opinions of the commenters, not the site administrator.
#20, spot on!
ReplyDelete#1 Bart Simpson at the chalkboard writing "'Arbeit Macht Frei' is not a culinary technique."
ReplyDelete[rocketride]
Feral housewives are the very best. Just be aware that they can be domesticated... I should know, I have one.
ReplyDeleteSomething that I think of every time I go to Irish's blog: "Feral Irishman" implies there might be a domesticated one.
DeleteThe answer to No. 14 is "Yes, officer. Walking on the Moon".
ReplyDeletePhil B
#5: Congratulations on your achievement.
ReplyDelete#2 If she lost 10 lbs., I'd go as high as 3 oxys.
ReplyDeleteThat girl has no weight to lose.
DeleteIf she lost 10 pounds she'd be a skeleton.
DeleteYou have to be being sarcastic - she looks anorexic as is!
DeleteThere are few things anorexic girls won't do, if ya know what I mean. No sarcasm. Loves me some boney girls
Delete#1: looks like the new Australian covid re-education camps
ReplyDelete#5 is a true story for me but I gave it a little time, then appealed like an adult and was allowed back in. I'm still on the site today.
ReplyDelete#10 sounds like a squonk (cool back story). Steely Dan sang about them in "Any Major Dude Will Tell You."
ReplyDelete20 !!!
ReplyDeleteLotta good ones in here.
#1 is just WRONG! I’m never looking at gingerbread the same way again! (Is nothing sacred?)
ReplyDelete#2 I tapped that bitch with a half drank can of Budweiser and a hit off my Marlboro.
ReplyDelete#2 Her name was Shaneene. I met her in college where she lived with me for 4 months in the early 80's. Her daylily routine was a line of coke or a black beauty for breakfast. She would smoke a joint or three during the day. At 4 to 5 PM she would drop a Quaalude or take a Percodan and chase it with a beer where she would party till midnight. We had sex 2 or 3 times a day. I tried to break up with her for three months but the sex was great and I kept telling myself "I will dump her tomorrow". She left me for her coke dealer.
ReplyDeleteYa got off light.
Delete#1: When George Soros makes gingerbread houses.
ReplyDeleteTook me a minute for #20....Ha-ha....So true.......
ReplyDelete