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Tuesday, December 07, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

Number one on this list didn't last 3 seconds on Facebook. I posted it and before I could move on to the next one, I got a notice saying it went against their community standards and they were removing it.

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22 comments:

  1. #15 - we need to adopt this.

    #13 - That is how you teach grammar!

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    1. So what does someone with a libertarian bent, that is registered as independent have to pay for gas? I got no use for either major party.

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    2. Independent? You pay twice the democrat rate because you tend to throw your vote away on candidates who have no chance of winning. Even a RINO is better than a (D), admittedly only by 5%, but it's a start.

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    3. And folks like you, Bob, are THE reason we have a two party system in the US today, where you don't vote for the best person for the job, but the lesser of two evils instead.
      By the way, I'm registered to vote with the Constitution Party.

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    4. Hahaha, that's a good one Bob! You throw away your vote for some shitheel who made a promise to you that he could not or would not keep and the rest of us have to suffer for it. And what is worse is that you know better and yet you KEEP FUCKING DOING IT. Big fucking brain on you boyo!

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    5. Nah, the reason we have a two party system is our first-past-the-post vote counting system. Pick one? Yeah, I hate all of them. ANY system that allows voters to score or rank candidates is better, and unlike our current system can't be mathematically proven to tend towards a two party system and easy influence by media.

      Seriously, it's all in the vote counting system. Forcing voters to only pick one is why we have a two party system. Period.

      My favorite among the many, many better ways to make a ballot is the "STAR" voting system. Google it.

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  2. Yeah, the first one is obviously misinformation. Everybody knows Hillary has her own hit squads, paid for by the Clinton Foundation. She doesn't need any outside help.

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    1. l read somewhere the other day that a government agency is looking into that foundation because of the significant drop in "donations" once she failed to win her bid to destroy America faster.

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  3. #6 Scarlett Johansson my favorite actress from the MCU. And I don't usually go for redheads, but OH MY!

    First on my face, then.... [SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT HERE]

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  4. #6 all day, all night

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  5. #19 I've seen plenty of women that look far better with their masks on, than with them of!
    To be honest, same with a lot of men too!

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  6. They must have you tagged with your own private censor.

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    1. No, I self-censored what I was really thinking about writing. It would not have been approved.

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  7. #5 - Why would not let that baby put that fist full of rice in its mouth? The kid is just trying to feed itself. This is why we have a generation of basement dwellers with parents who egg it on.

    #20 - Yup!

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  8. #20' I got an identical foil helmet, only mine has alligator jumper wires criss-crossing the poles so that I can remain grounded.

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  9. #8--if she's a good mother, she told him the same thing.
    --Tennessee Budd

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  10. These are much better than usual.

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  11. #6 "Put that back! You don't know where it's been!"

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  12. #16. What about the people who call watching porn research?

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  13. #6 - Nope. Replace her with Emily VanCamp (Agent Sharon Carter) or Cobie Smulders (Agent Hill) and I'll try them on anywhere, any time, any place!

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  14. I am shocked some of you are arguing about voting. Watch George Carlin for knowledge and think about what happened twice.

    Write in Thomas Massie in 2024 votes will be slow to count maybe we catch them with their trousers around their ankles.

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