A 76-year-old Florida Woman was arrested yesterday for allegedly targeting her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend in an auto vandalism spree that employed oil, pink lipstick, and a dead raccoon.
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Yep. Loves me them younger women. Luscious and all. But that poor raccoon......
ReplyDeleteSMH, damn granny give it up already, he obviously doesn't want to be with your old wrinkled ass anymore.
ReplyDeleteJD
Makes me think of a Little Feat song.
ReplyDeleteOff our rockers,
Actin' crazy.
& with the right medication,
Wont be lazy.
Nice touch with the ‘coon.
ReplyDelete" ... oil, pink lipstick, and a dead raccoon ... "
ReplyDelete"shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff"
~ 'Major Kong', played by Slim Pickens, "Dr. Strangelove', movie, 1964, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057012.
Heh. You shoulda made it a quiz, to see who recognized the reference.
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