1 - Works great on short pieces of pine. Lets see it go through Maple. 3 - Stupid games with Tannerite will earn you a Darwin Award, eventually. 4 - If only human mothers were this willing to correct bad behavior. 7 - NOPE! 8 - Now they both need a wheel chair. 9 - Bitch needs her ass handed to her. Poor child.
#5. No, it will never replace the traditional wench with decolletage. A cute accent would be appropriate but I do not know how to it on this pad thingy.
Years ago when I lived in upstate NY I would cut and hand split firewood. Wood that was mostly scrounged by taking dead trees and windfalls from peoples’ property. I can’t remember much of it ever being of the type that the 4-way splitting maul would work. But it’s a cute little video.
#7 -Just think how many more arrested development types there would be if they didn't self-arrest their development. Darwinism is a good thing after all.
#1...wtf did he do!? He butchered two perfectly good axes! Sonofa... there's still wood in the eye of the one the genius welded on sideways! Holy crap...
#3 deserved a Darwin award. Frickin imbeciles playing with explosives.
#4 is a Newfie, if my eyes don't lie, and adorable. Lil' rascal. Midget bears, that's what Newfies are.
I just noticed; the handle is already loose. Watch it wiggle as he sticks the ax in the chopping block at the end. I'm kind of surprised he even got one swing out of it before the head flew off.
#4 "You little moron ! That's where the food comes from."
ReplyDelete1 - Works great on short pieces of pine. Lets see it go through Maple.
ReplyDelete3 - Stupid games with Tannerite will earn you a Darwin Award, eventually.
4 - If only human mothers were this willing to correct bad behavior.
7 - NOPE!
8 - Now they both need a wheel chair.
9 - Bitch needs her ass handed to her. Poor child.
Stay warm, Ken.
Leigh
Whitehall, NY
#3 and Tannerite- I liked the video of the guy ducking as a refrigerator door was flying back his direction at 600 fps. Hilarious.
Delete6. Are we Surprised they would watch the yappy, bitey creature instead of the toothless, now stickless, wanker?
ReplyDeleteJerry
#10 on the nose for me!
ReplyDelete#4 is very cool - Mama teaching the young one to better behave.
ReplyDeleteGator on the trotline. I just KNOW there's a song in there. School of Tony Joe White. I'll get back to you.
ReplyDelete#5. No, it will never replace the traditional wench with decolletage.
ReplyDeleteA cute accent would be appropriate but I do not know how to it on this pad thingy.
#5 Reminded me of Roy Rogers in the cab of a pick up with a cuppa coffee showing how smooth the ride was.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't see that fucker on his little fishy sonar thing?
ReplyDeleteI'd pick that pup in a second.
ReplyDeleteYears ago when I lived in upstate NY I would cut and hand split firewood. Wood that was mostly scrounged by taking dead trees and windfalls from peoples’ property. I can’t remember much of it ever being of the type that the 4-way splitting maul would work. But it’s a cute little video.
ReplyDelete#7 latent death wish?
ReplyDelete#7 would make my day if snake head rock broke loose.
ReplyDeleteFind the tannerite lawn mower blade amputation of cameraman's leg.
ReplyDeleteIt's a hoot. 😳
chillhill
#7 -Just think how many more arrested development types there would be if they didn't self-arrest their development.
ReplyDeleteDarwinism is a good thing after all.
#3: Play stupid games... That's an almost Darwin Award nomination right there.
ReplyDelete#4: I have a feeling that puppy's gonna be a handful. I love the "What?! You want some too?" at the end.
#7: I grew up watching roadrunner cartoons. I am NOT setting foot on that.
#8: About a millimeter away from just smashing her head on the bottom step there.
#9: Modern parent in action!
#1...wtf did he do!? He butchered two perfectly good axes! Sonofa... there's still wood in the eye of the one the genius welded on sideways! Holy crap...
ReplyDelete#3 deserved a Darwin award. Frickin imbeciles playing with explosives.
#4 is a Newfie, if my eyes don't lie, and adorable. Lil' rascal. Midget bears, that's what Newfies are.
Re: #1: I am not too lazy to take an extra swing at the log.
DeleteI wonder how long that handle is going to last now that he's cooked it with those welds.
DeleteThe guy is obviously not too bright, while he attempts to dazzle us with his brilliance.
I just noticed; the handle is already loose. Watch it wiggle as he sticks the ax in the chopping block at the end.
DeleteI'm kind of surprised he even got one swing out of it before the head flew off.
The softest wood I split is Ash and that thing wouldn't work worth a damn on anything over 6 or so inches.
ReplyDelete#2 balance is GREAT!
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