Number ten happened to me. End of working day I arrived back at the local train station and found that. So I walked home 3 miles. Got the car, got the bolt cutters and drove straight back. Cut the fuckers chain and tossed that bike into the bushes. At that point I half expected to either be confronted by a 6'8" behemoth or skinny blonde girl in tears. Neither however.
I work for a university PD, and I've cut a couple of locks of people who have done that. Then we lock the offending bike up with one of our big U-locks, and they have to call the PD to get their bike unlocked. And they're out the cost of the lock we cut.
#3 happened to my brother. The entire rig stood straight up on its end with a stuck load. Then it shifted and the truck and trailer bounced around after emptying out. That was his last day on the job. Went to look for something safer. Welcome back and may your year be peaceful and prosperous.
You break my pasta in half? I break you in half! Seriously though, you're supposed to freaking stir it in as it softens from the freaking boiling water! And he doesn't even have enough water in the pot, as far as I can tell.
I'm suffering through keto right now, and pasta (all kinds) is possibly the best food ever invented, to me at least, (at least top three... God I love carbs...) so this picture caused me physical pain, lol.
#7 - Too bad the post bases weren't as well designed as the awning.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, sir.
ReplyDeleteNumber ten happened to me. End of working day I arrived back at the local train station and found that. So I walked home 3 miles. Got the car, got the bolt cutters and drove straight back.
ReplyDeleteCut the fuckers chain and tossed that bike into the bushes. At that point I half expected to either be confronted by a 6'8" behemoth or skinny blonde girl in tears. Neither however.
I work for a university PD, and I've cut a couple of locks of people who have done that. Then we lock the offending bike up with one of our big U-locks, and they have to call the PD to get their bike unlocked. And they're out the cost of the lock we cut.
Delete#7 reminds me of the Chinese bridge collapse on Dec 19, 2021.
ReplyDelete#2..."Wait! I've got a great way to chill it quickly." Next morning.....
ReplyDelete#4...At first glance I thought it was a crazy fur lady. Looking closer, it turned out to be a crazy monkey lady.
#3 happened to my brother. The entire rig stood straight up on its end with a stuck load. Then it shifted and the truck and trailer bounced around after emptying out. That was his last day on the job. Went to look for something safer. Welcome back and may your year be peaceful and prosperous.
ReplyDelete#1 Why I stay my white ass out of the water.
ReplyDeleteWhat is going on with #6?
ReplyDeleteThe heat was up too high and caught his pasta on fire.
Deleteits why we break the pasta in half.....so it all cooks evenly
DeleteYou break my pasta in half? I break you in half! Seriously though, you're supposed to freaking stir it in as it softens from the freaking boiling water! And he doesn't even have enough water in the pot, as far as I can tell.
DeleteI'm suffering through keto right now, and pasta (all kinds) is possibly the best food ever invented, to me at least, (at least top three... God I love carbs...) so this picture caused me physical pain, lol.
It's all good...'cept#5. Ohio Guy
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