Pacifica police arrived at a home on Valencia Way on Sunday morning just after 7:30 a.m., according to a police press release, and found an “adult mountain lion approximately 30 yards” behind the home, standing in the backyard, eating the pet chicken after stealing it from the homeowner’s coop.
-Elmo
Bang, problem solved.
ReplyDeleteSlam! Your ass in jail.
DeleteThe cat is protected, the chicken and you are not.
You never tell where the bodies are buried. Just saying.
DeleteMy uncle was advised, by the game warden, that the proper method of dealing with problem cats was "shoot, shovel, and shut up."
DeleteYes, that was the game warden. The people who actually do shit often enough don't buy into the "conservationists" (i.e. marxists) viewpoints. Same thing with the "state employees may NEVER carry guns on the job." rule when you're setting the gates on the reservoirs at 1AM. It's a two mile hike through bear infested berry bushes. Wear a bell, AND bring a gun. Or eventually wind up dead. I'd much rather risk getting fired for carrying a gun that risk getting dead for not carrying one. (Given as it's otherwise perfectly legal, there's no risk of jail, just the damned liberal big city know nothings getting their panties in a twist.)
Good on the kitty! Bad on the "pet owners" fuckin' dumbasses...what'd you expect with kitties in the area? Huh? I speak as one who was a big kitty in a previous lifetime. Oh, and BE, you go ahead an get that gat! Don't miss! Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteLegal to hunt, with a license and tag. Also legal to protect your livestock from depredation, They show up here about the first week of March or so, every year.
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