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Wednesday, January 05, 2022

Minnelusa? What in the hell kind of name is Minnelusa for a cat?

SAN FRANCISCO - A Southern California couple traveling to San Francisco ahead of Christmas with their kitten did not get the holiday vacation they hoped for: Their beloved Minnelusa was stolen from their car as they shopped in The City. 

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I probably shouldn't talk, I've got a dog named that asshole dog Jack.
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12 comments:

  1. BrianJanuary 5, 2022 at 8:43 AM

    Sounds like a scam.

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  2. dhmosquitoJanuary 5, 2022 at 8:54 AM

    Anyone traveling to Sanfranshitsco to shop while leaving their vehicle unattended is just. plain. stupid. Sorry they lost their cat, which in fact may have just left the car after a “yute” or druggie broke a window. California is gone.

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  3. KarlJanuary 5, 2022 at 9:28 AM

    Caps, Kenny, Caps... That Asshole Dog Jack... It's a proper pronoun or some shit like that.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2022 at 9:50 AM

    One of my favorite cats, a Tuxedo, was named Linoleum. Very smart guy

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  5. Inbred RedneckJanuary 5, 2022 at 9:54 AM

    First place I'd look is on Grant in Chinatown. Lots of restaurants.

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  6. StevePJanuary 5, 2022 at 10:02 AM

    A portmanteau of Minnesota and something else maybe?
    Anyway, I have a cat named Phideaux.

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  7. JeremyRJanuary 5, 2022 at 10:37 AM

    I have a cow named Thusnelda. It's a family tradition of sorts.

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2022 at 11:03 AM

    Minnelusa Formation - Wikipediahttps://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Minnelusa_Formation
    The Minnelusa Formation is a geologic formation in South Dakota. It preserves fossils dating back to the Carboniferous period.

    Daryl

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  9. Pigpen51January 5, 2022 at 11:59 AM

    My first question was, who the fuck would steal a cat? Unless it was the owner of a hungry snake, or the like. Around my area, if someone wants a cat, they can simply post online, and within 10 minutes, they will have a line around their door,with people and cats, with the people trying to get rid of the damn feline monsters.
    I know back in 1985, me and my ex had a cat, and were moving and took our cat to the animal shelter. While filling out paperwork, my ex asked the attendant, how long do they keep the cat, before euthanizing it. The guy told her, " It is probably dead already." My ex was all sad, and crying and shit, but where we were going, we could not have any pets, so it didn't matter. And I love dogs, but cats, I have no feelings for at all.

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  10. Reltney McFeeJanuary 5, 2022 at 12:19 PM

    I feel badly for the kitten.

    Not the idiots. The kitten.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2022 at 12:41 PM

    Me no see Minnelusa. Minnelusa have juicy hind leg?

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  12. OgrrreJanuary 5, 2022 at 5:59 PM

    I got a cat named Fartblossom. It fits his personality perfectly.

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