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Friday, January 14, 2022

Oughta work

CHICAGO, IL- Who knew you could scare off people who want to blow your head off by blowing a whistle? This is a game-changer for crime fighting! How do clowns like this get elected? 

In Chicago, an alderman (or “alderperson) is suggesting her constituents wear whistles, which they would then blow while running toward thugs armed with firearms if they witness a crime taking place. No, this is not an article from the Babylon Bee.
-WiscoDave
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14 comments:

  1. AlanatswbellJanuary 14, 2022 at 5:03 PM

    If she had a room temperature IQ she might be dangerous.

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  2. ElmoJanuary 14, 2022 at 5:39 PM

    Easy for her to say. All 50 Chicago Aldermen are given badges and are allowed to carry concealed if they wish. Which in her case would probably make her doubly dangerous.

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    1. FidelJanuary 14, 2022 at 7:07 PM

      Best outcome: She'll blow her brains out.

      With the whistle, of course

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  3. Chris Gardner HawaiiJanuary 14, 2022 at 6:13 PM

    I gave a Kupuna Wahine (Old Lady) in my neighborhood a small marine air horn as she walks super early in the morning. Way louder than a stupid whistle and only $10 at West Marine...

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  4. EndOfPatienceJanuary 14, 2022 at 6:49 PM

    On the positive side, this kind of Darwinian sorting bodes well for our future.

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  5. John the RiverJanuary 14, 2022 at 6:55 PM

    Not only are her personal pronouns screwed up, she doesn't know the difference between "Away" and "Towards".

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  6. FidelJanuary 14, 2022 at 7:06 PM

    Does that aldercritter have armed security protection?

    Then STFU

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  7. StuartJanuary 14, 2022 at 7:41 PM

    You will note that 8 out of 10 shallow twits (or outright nut cases) in elected office are women. This is an excellent example of why the Bible prohibits women teaching men.

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  8. favillJanuary 14, 2022 at 10:12 PM

    This almost sounds like that joke about hikers wearing bells and carrying bear spray when they go into the woods and then getting eaten by a grizzly bear and they're remains are identified by the bells and pepper spray in the bear scat.

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2022 at 10:24 PM

    One of mayor Beetlejuice's associates.

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  10. RugglesJanuary 14, 2022 at 11:17 PM

    I suppose running at a criminal blowing a whistle and making lots of obnoxious noise might work , but , I have a waaaaaaaay better noise maker , its a Mossberg 590 I bet if you moseyed toward a miscreant with mister 12Gauge singing his work song it would be lots more effective , and you could whistle while you take out the trash

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  11. LivingFossilJanuary 15, 2022 at 2:01 PM

    Wasn't it Pelosi who said that if you just give up to a gun man, he will automatically stop shooting put away his gun because "that's just human nature"?

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