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CHICAGO, IL- Who knew you could scare off people who want to blow your head off by blowing a whistle? This is a game-changer for crime fighting! How do clowns like this get elected? 

In Chicago, an alderman (or “alderperson) is suggesting her constituents wear whistles, which they would then blow while running toward thugs armed with firearms if they witness a crime taking place. No, this is not an article from the Babylon Bee.

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-WiscoDave