Friday, January 14, 2022
You could try shoving it up your ass, how's that sound?
(NEXSTAR) – Many Americans are relying on at-home COVID-19 tests to determine if that scratchy throat and stuffy nose is the omicron variant, a cold, or something else entirely. But as complaints surface that the tests are slow to pick up on the highly contagious variant, advice is spreading on Twitter suggesting you should be taking that at-home COVID test a little differently.
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Ok, your title got a good LOL :) Thanks !
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter where you put it, it's positive. Wipe it on yer dog's ass, a grapefruit, the bottom of yer foot. It doesn't matter.
ReplyDeleteNifter
A can of coke,a sunflower or a door handle too.
ReplyDeleteAchoo!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe people are still playing this stupid game. I have not cared about this shit for two tears now.
ReplyDeleteMe too! I used to wear a mask at first because the grocery store in the big city I lived in required them.
DeleteAfter moving to a small town in a more free section the state, nobody cares and I haven’t worn a mask in a year+. SOMEHOW I’m still alive and haven’t gotten sick.
Must be Divine Intervention. Thanks Lucifer! I thought maybe you might have had some hard feelings after I divorced your ass.
About the only place I wear a mask is at my dentist's office, and I comply out of respect for him. But the odd thing is that as soon as I'm reclined in his chair the mask comes off and I open my mouth as wide as I can TEN INCHES FROM HIS FACE!
DeleteI just get more amazed every day.
ReplyDeleteIt really is a cult.
Steve in KY
"You could try shoving it up your ass" the Chinese were reported to be doing that to Americans that were trying to enter the country early on in 2020. They weren't really trying to determine if those people had Kung Flu or not. They were just embarrassing them as a way to get back at Trump for repeatedly saying that China was the source of the virus.
ReplyDeleteNemo
"You could try shoving it up your ass, how's that sound?" - That right there is why I visit your site every day.
ReplyDeleteMountaineer
People who live in mortal fear of this seasonal cold virus deserve to live in mortal fear. It balances their stupidity with their fear. Looks good on them, makes them look ‘balanced’ 😂
ReplyDeleteHad to remind my wife when she told me that her job is offering "covid tests". I told her that aint a covid test, it's a fear test. Thus endeth that conversation. Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteNobody knows shit. Anybody who hasn't figured that out yet likely won't.
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