CROCKETT, Texas - A Texas woman was arrested after a bizarre encounter inside a Walmart store where she is accused of offering another shopper $500,000 to buy the woman’s baby, according to a report.
It's not what you make it's what you keep. I do most of my shopping at Sam's Club and Walmart even though I could afford to shop at "better" stores. Well, actually I may do most of my shopping online.
Hell, for $500,000, I think I could find a girl and we could make and bake and split the money 9 months later. I mean think about it, I'd take $100,000 for about 10 minutes of work, she'd get $400,000 for 9 months of sitting around and eating pickles. Ain't too many jobs out there paying that well. Assuming she meant to raise the child right and stuff.
Years ago, an Asian co-worker was upset about some strange female coming up to her in a grocery store and asking "Are you going to keep the baby after it's born?"
I told her that if it ever happened to her again, she should look the woman in the eyes and say "No. My husband and I talked it over and decided to sell it in Mexico for $10,000."
It's not what you make it's what you keep. I do most of my shopping at Sam's Club and Walmart even though I could afford to shop at "better" stores. Well, actually I may do most of my shopping online.
ReplyDelete500G...Of course wally world, have you ever priced babies at Macy's or Sak's?
ReplyDeleteHell, for $500,000, I think I could find a girl and we could make and bake and split the money 9 months later. I mean think about it, I'd take $100,000 for about 10 minutes of work, she'd get $400,000 for 9 months of sitting around and eating pickles. Ain't too many jobs out there paying that well. Assuming she meant to raise the child right and stuff.
ReplyDeleteWell, what better place besides Walmart to increase your odds of finding someone that would sell their child?
ReplyDeleteI guess she figured desperate moms congregate at Walmart
ReplyDeleteYears ago, an Asian co-worker was upset about some strange female coming up to her in a grocery store and asking "Are you going to keep the baby after it's born?"
ReplyDeleteI told her that if it ever happened to her again, she should look the woman in the eyes and say "No. My husband and I talked it over and decided to sell it in Mexico for $10,000."
Shit, for $500k, she can have one of my daughters. They're in their twenties and will put up one hell of a fight though!
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