Back in the days before the phrase "Baby Mama" existed, lots of first-borns were premature births, sometimes by several months. Or so said the bride's mother who also insisted her firstborn came out at 6 months too. Surprisingly healthy for being born that early. People pretended not to count the months and Daddy quietly kept his double barrel 12 gage nearby.
At one time it was required the bride be pregnant before you could marry her. Had to prove fertility. But yes there have been a lot of full term babies born at 6 months of wedded bliss.
You got it backwards bub, ring first, then you put the bun in the oven.
ReplyDeleteBack in the days before the phrase "Baby Mama" existed, lots of first-borns were premature births, sometimes by several months. Or so said the bride's mother who also insisted her firstborn came out at 6 months too. Surprisingly healthy for being born that early. People pretended not to count the months and Daddy quietly kept his double barrel 12 gage nearby.
ReplyDeleteBabies take 9 months. But the first one can come along at ANY time...
ReplyDeleteWell known that an eager new bride can accomplish in 6 months what takes an experienced mother 9. Enthusiasm is important.
ReplyDeleteLife: a series of mistakes leading to a correct conclusion.
ReplyDeletePlease tell me his name is Mickey and hers is Minnie.
ReplyDeleteAt one time it was required the bride be pregnant before you could marry her. Had to prove fertility. But yes there have been a lot of full term babies born at 6 months of wedded bliss.
ReplyDeleteThat's the magic of Mickey, right there.
ReplyDeleteAnd that was the end of Fred's drinking days lol...
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