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Friday, January 14, 2022

The Hello Kitty design probably didn't help matters

Meet Brandon Cihak. 

After police found a bag of methamphetamine in his pocket, the 37-year-old Minnesotan disavowed ownership of the drug, claiming that the sweatpants he was wearing were not his own.

3 comments:

  1. This happens to me often, the pants I put on in the morning are not mine.

    Signed,

    Joe "Brandon" Biden

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  2. Joe's pants had a different kind of shit in them...

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  3. That excuse (or "This ain't my jacket!") was used almost weekly on "Live PD", until the show was cancelled after St. George OD'd on the drugs he swallowed. The show got the axe because they couldn't have the truth of how our Diverse Ones act showing up live on TV sets three nights per week.

    Keep your powder dry, folks. "Diversity" is coming to your neighborhood, whether you want it or not.

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