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Monday, January 03, 2022

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24 comments:

  1. Damnations. I'm glad you're back, Ken. I didn't realize how important these faceplant memes were to regulating my day.

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  2. #17 - Don't get it. Who is he, why does he have eye liner makeup, is he light in his loafers and what queen died?

    Sorry Mr. Lane if I am being think headed. :P

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    1. It’s Keith Richards, aka “Living Death.” The Queen is referring to Betty White dying.

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    2. Thank you very much, now I kind of get it - still don't understand the eye liner but maybe that is from the pirates movie?

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    3. It offsets his bloodshot eyes.

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  3. Oh, and I second everyone's reaction to your return - thank you!

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  4. For sure bro, really missed you over the break. But hey, you at least got the traffic because of the links you have on the right side. The best thing about your link list, is that they tell you when they put up new content. Love ya.

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    1. Amen, I still came here several times a day for the other links - great portal.

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  5. James D Keith Richards

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  6. Number 8 for the win. Number 16 is just wrong. Funny as hell but just wrong.

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    1. How is it wrong? You need to celebrate their excellence at mud hut architecture.

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    2. You're going to hell for #16. Say hi to Harry Reid for us.

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  7. Not diggin' the Grim Reaper winning Betty White.
    Really diggin' him winning Harry Reid. Good riddance.

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    1. It's ok for the grim reaper to take both, because it's the diffrent destinations that really matters.

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  8. Thank you I must have stolen half of these.

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  9. From his own account, I gather he harvests pretty much all of them from elsewhere. (As do I, many from here.)

    [rocketride]

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    1. Yup, I'm a shameless meme thief. I belong to a few FB meme groups, and some of my FB friends, most of whom are readers here, post some pretty damned good ones themselves, which I promptly steal.

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    2. Did you get the meme that shows a burglar sawing a hole in the ceiling, while saying he is going to steal the meme just above?
      Frank

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  10. I like #3. I would try and steal it and post it on FB. But I think that I got on a list, because anything that I try and post there now seems to get either put on a hold, while we check it out, or an automatic rejection, it goes against our members sensitive hearts or something like that.
    I am not really a bad guy, but sort of like the character in the movie The Green Mile. I am tired, boss. I myself am tired, boss. Tired of all the bullshit that these POS liberals keep trying to shove down my throat, and tired of the people that I know, from both my hometown, and even from my school days, who buy into the BS, and try and give the liberals a hand pushing it down my gullet. Funny, it is mostly women who have bought into the BS. There are a few men who have allowed it to seep into their soul, but in all honesty, I think that they just don't have any balls of their own, and are trying to make the old lady happy, in the hopes that they might get into her pants once a month or so.
    Myself, there might have been a day, when I was 17, when I might have understood that logic, but while I have never visited a hooker, choosing instead to pay for sex on the installment plan, I would rather simply pay for sex than to pretend to be one of the liberals, and have to eat the shit that Biden and company shovel out. Prostitution is at least an honorable profession.
    Oh, I almost forgot, welcome back, Wirecutter. For anyone who might wonder, I had part of the top of an ear removed for a skin cancer that is now gone. And today I got what is called a nerve block, for migraine headache control. My neurologist takes 3 syringes full of something, big ones, and shoves them in the back of my head, on both sides, and pumps it up like a balloon. Then he does it on both of my eyebrows. I look like a honeybees nest has gotten ahold of me. And it hurts like hell. But it actually has helped with my constant migraines, which for anyone who has really had them, you know that you would let them cut your fingers off, if it meant getting rid of continual migraines.
    As we all face another year, even though Biden is still president, and upChuck Schumer is still in charge in the Senate, and making threats to fuck over the filibuster, and pass some really shitty things, we need to remember that it looks like we have a chance to get control of at least the house, and maybe the senate. If we do get the house, we need to impeach Biden, and make the senate deal with that, then just before the presidential election, do it all over again.
    Above all, if you don't have what is at least a reasonable amount of ammo, pay attention, since it comes on sale quite often, for as little as 35 cents per round for 9mm fmj. Of course, you have to buy at least 250 rounds, but that is how much you should be buying to make it worthwhile anyway. When it comes back down, and it will, never allow yourself to pass by a display of your main carry ammo, or practice ammo, without picking up at least a box or two. I paid less than 9$ a box for nearly all of the range ammo that I have here, and that is not a lot, but over 1,000 rounds, with a pretty good amount of JHP, at about 60 cents a round, with I think 600 rounds, of 2 different types, but all the same weight.
    And now it starts. May everyone be healthy and stay safe.

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    1. Brevity not your strong suit?

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    2. I for one always enjoy reading your comments, Pigpen 51.
      You keep on being you.
      And good luck with the migraines. I cannot abide headaches myself. I have experienced a shit ton of pain over the
      past years, and especially the past 5 years, through several orthopedic surgeries, as I finally get everything fixed that accumulated from 35 ish years of falling trees.......but through it all I have been grateful that I have never been plagued with headaches. You have my sincere sympathy for that. And yes, I do know what nerve blocks are, but I have never had to have them in my head. Yikes...
      I have finally stumbled upon a way to eliminate approximately 90% of my pain, and forever grateful for that.

      Tim in AK

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  11. I must say #2 is a little too early. #19 is spot on though.

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  12. 12..I have a field full
    And I still have the will 9th

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