Increase the size by a factor of 100, slow it down by half, give it a 10 foot high seel wall surround that is greased, insert libtards starting with media and politicians and put it on pay per view.
Nah, wood chipper feet first, so that we get the full effect of their screaming to make up for all of the hate and discontent they've been spewing over the years.
I would say #2 is fake, but having driven on the interstate through Chattanooga, I know better. Something about watching a retard lunatic cut across 5 lanes with inches to spare while going 75+ mph and then seeing a school bus loaded with kids swerving through lanes with about the same amount of room all after dark on a rainy December evening really stuck with me.
#2...I've owned a couple of 'em...Jeep Cherokee XJ. Stiff suspension. That dumb-ass is lucky he didn't roll that thing. Great in the mud and snow. On the highway though, you keep 'em in the right lane and mind your business.
#4
ReplyDeletePlease toss Fauci in there along with Psaki and a couple of other dems who are making our lives miserable..
Increase the size by a factor of 100, slow it down by half, give it a 10 foot high seel wall surround that is greased, insert libtards starting with media and politicians and put it on pay per view.
DeleteNah, wood chipper feet first, so that we get the full effect of their screaming to make up for all of the hate and discontent they've been spewing over the years.
DeleteNemo
Don’t forget pedophiles.
DeleteGeez Bobo he said politicians and media..
DeleteWoodpecker, as long as the bulk rate is in effect, might as well use it to advantage.
DeleteFrankP
I was referencing his redundancy lol.
Delete#6 - My eyes are watering just looking at it.
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck is number 9?
ReplyDelete#9 Can hear what you're thinking.
ReplyDelete#9 What's up with that cat's ears?
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#4 can be used on pedophiles, but only feet first....
ReplyDelete#6 The new Navage.....
ReplyDelete#10 Never, never turn your back on the ocean....
ReplyDeleteNever saw 2 sets of ears on a cat.
ReplyDelete#7 reminds me of my daughter's Rottie. I threw a tennis ball, he couldn't find it, so he brought back a seven foot fence post... sigh
ReplyDelete#9, is that even a cat??
ReplyDelete#3 when you wanted a "Happy ending" but got a hilarious one instead. #9 "I'm all ears !"
ReplyDeleteI would say #2 is fake, but having driven on the interstate through Chattanooga, I know better. Something about watching a retard lunatic cut across 5 lanes with inches to spare while going 75+ mph and then seeing a school bus loaded with kids swerving through lanes with about the same amount of room all after dark on a rainy December evening really stuck with me.
ReplyDeleteI can see #10 easily ending in tragedy.
#7. Never underestimate the power of a pit's jaw and neck muscles. As evidenced here.
ReplyDeleteThe BIG branch manager.
DeleteI don't care how fast that dog goes, he's never going to take off.
Delete#4. I could do that job. "Hey, Sgt Bob. We got an anvil needs f'ng up. Think you can handle it?"
ReplyDelete#7. A few more mph and he's airborne.
#6...wonder what he does with cocaine?
ReplyDelete#9...that fucker was born with 18 lives, and a few cards short of a full deck.
#2...I've owned a couple of 'em...Jeep Cherokee XJ. Stiff suspension. That dumb-ass is lucky he didn't roll that thing. Great in the mud and snow. On the highway though, you keep 'em in the right lane and mind your business.
ReplyDelete#3 - fire is used to head the air and the jar is reversed with hot air inside, not with burning piece of paper or cloth...
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