Anyone listening to me explain extremely technical material.
I did a forensic analysis on a computer damaged by disgruntled employees of a friend's company. At the deposition, I was asked to explain how the damage was accomplished and would have manifested itself. I explained. When I looked up, everyone in the room (3 attorneys, my client, the stenographer) was staring at me, literally slack jawed. I asked the stenographer, "Did you get that?" Hilarity ensued. I got to testify at trial. It was fun. My client prevailed.
Boy, could I tell you stories attesting to THAT fact. They're not just a dawg, they're a commitment. I was lucky enough to have a 554 acre dog park with cows to help wear them down. Then after a few days I could head home and relax for a day until their batteries were recharged. Then it was off to the races again.
What the hell are #2?
ReplyDeleteAnd why arent they at the rodeo?
Watusi cattle
Delete#2 Ankole cattle. An unusual location for a freeze brand, on the forehead
ReplyDeleteAs I understand it, brands on the hide can devalue the hide for use as leather, so while unusual, it sort of makes sense.
DeleteWell, OK. Still like to see them in the Rodeo arena.
Delete#4 I hope it hurt, that's the only way you learn.....
ReplyDelete#9. Must have been a boring story.
ReplyDeleteAnyone listening to me explain extremely technical material.
DeleteI did a forensic analysis on a computer damaged by disgruntled employees of a friend's company. At the deposition, I was asked to explain how the damage was accomplished and would have manifested itself. I explained. When I looked up, everyone in the room (3 attorneys, my client, the stenographer) was staring at me, literally slack jawed. I asked the stenographer, "Did you get that?" Hilarity ensued. I got to testify at trial. It was fun. My client prevailed.
You can wake up now...
#2 Thems Texas Longhorns what's been scared.
ReplyDeleteLonghorns on Viagra
Delete#1 and #5 - Never, ever leave Border Collies alone, even for an instant. They are smart and determined and if they get bored, you're in for trouble.
ReplyDeleteBoy, could I tell you stories attesting to THAT fact.
DeleteThey're not just a dawg, they're a commitment.
I was lucky enough to have a 554 acre dog park with cows to help wear them down. Then after a few days I could head home and relax for a day until their batteries were recharged.
Then it was off to the races again.
#6 Whip it! Whip it Good..
ReplyDelete#7 Someone fitna find out. I'll bet she kicks the crap out of him.
Where the fuck are all the pseudo bikers coming from?
ReplyDelete#4 Handicapped by a ramp.
ReplyDeleteAlways wear flip-flops and shorts when showing off on a motorcycle.
ReplyDelete#2. Those are the horns I want on my Peterbilt.
ReplyDelete#6.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, family vacation in the backseat with my sister.