Wen the omricron isn't getting enough Doom-n-Gloom attention.....
While “flurona” may not sound like a real thing, it very much is, health officials nationally and internationally revealed this week. As the name implies, flurona is when a person has both influenza and COVID-19.
A new variant has been found today. To make it easier for people to keep track of how up to date they are with boosters this variant will be called "the January 10 2021 variant". A brilliant idea, though some opponents are arguing that this name is not specific enough and we should actually be using 'milliseconds since January 1, 1970', as used in computers.
That would have to be a VERY slow computer. Most modern personal computers clock fractional microseconds, with some high end computers clocking in nanoseconds (i.e. computers clocking teraflops per second).
Next it will be a tornado full of sharks infected with the flu and the covids: Flurona Sharknado. Pretty scary. [...] What would be really really scary is if the flurona sharks had frikkin lazer beems on their heads.
Gone is the pretense, they're just making it up now. I reckon they have achieved the critical mass of ignorant peepole who swear by it.
ReplyDeleteA new variant has been found today. To make it easier for people to keep track of how up to date they are with boosters this variant will be called "the January 10 2021 variant". A brilliant idea, though some opponents are arguing that this name is not specific enough and we should actually be using 'milliseconds since January 1, 1970', as used in computers.
ReplyDeleteThat would have to be a VERY slow computer. Most modern personal computers clock fractional microseconds, with some high end computers clocking in nanoseconds (i.e. computers clocking teraflops per second).
DeleteHow did we ever make it this far.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to live my life to the fullest and when my time comes so be it at least I will have lived
Next it will be a tornado full of sharks infected with the flu and the covids: Flurona Sharknado. Pretty scary.
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What would be really really scary is if the flurona sharks had frikkin lazer beems on their heads.
"...sharks with frickin' laser beams..."
DeleteAre they ill-tempered?
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