Prosecutors have dropped a felony charge against the Florida Man who allegedly walked into a Waffle House with his dog and, brandishing only “finger guns,” announced a robbery that netted him a handful of napkins, according to court records.
'A distraught waitress--whose hands shook when interviewed by deputies--said that the would-be robber was “pointing his fingers in the shape of a gun."'
If that's all it took to shake her up, she's not going to make it as a Waffle House waitress.
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Funny. TX Girl
ReplyDeleteA real Florida Man would have an alligator under one arm.
ReplyDelete'A distraught waitress--whose hands shook when interviewed by deputies--said that the would-be robber was “pointing his fingers in the shape of a gun."'
ReplyDeleteIf that's all it took to shake her up, she's not going to make it as a Waffle House waitress.
Really. And he was wearing a Sponge Bob T-Shirt. Apparently that is the attire du jour of most finger robbers these days.
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